Them two Herbert's couldn't run a bath! Chism n Cliff Leigh were like a comedy act in the 90s and noughties. Clifford would of sold his mam to put me away the ****. When it all went off against Oldham/Utd in Hollinwood in 2005, good old Cliff was filming it whilst world war 2 was erupting around him. The daft bastard hadn't turned the camera on and he only had minor footage of the occasion instead of the lot of it. Used to love winding him up on away days, especially if I was with certain hooligan who'd be filming him and his band of merry men. This Matt fella sounds like a right ****.