City Liaison Officer

Them two Herbert's couldn't run a bath! Chism n Cliff Leigh were like a comedy act in the 90s and noughties. Clifford would have sold his mam to put me away the ****. When it all went off against Oldham/Utd in Hollinwood in 2005, good old Cliff was filming it whilst world war 2 was erupting around him. The daft bastard hadn't turned the camera on and he only had minor footage of the occasion instead of the lot of it. Used to love winding him up on away days, especially if I was with certain hooligan who'd be filming him and his band of merry men. This Matt fella sounds like a right ****.
I used to get filmed a lot by Police at away games in the 00s. Used to get on me wick.
 
Seems mad that you'd jump in to the back of a police van on an away day to get dropped off at a pub, even as a naive, young lad you'd be thinking how it looked to jump out the back of a police van at a pub full of City fans and order a pint
Chauffeur service. Would be good to get thrown in the back of that van before every long away trip, save on the train fare.
 
I'm surprised these people are still considered necessary in this day and age. Do other clubs still have them? I doubt Liverpool do, if so they're doing a shit job.
Liverpool have a Lay The Blame Liason Officer.
He or she goes to all games under cover, watching Liverpool fans push elderly people into fountains, climb upon police vehicles, attacking a visiting teams.coach, tossing plastic bottles full of coins over higher tiers where home supporters are housed below.
He or she then sets out to clear any responsibility that Liverpool fans may have for any of the above "allegations" and then lays the blame on somebody else.
 
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