City songs that make no sense

[mrbelfry]

The moon is not in fact blue

 

[Tracking back]

I have never seen anybody go home in a St Johns ambulance

I always thought that chant was "you're going home in a red and white ambulance"

 

[.db.]

The moon is not in fact blue

A Blue Moon isn’t even blue.

And the song isn’t even about the Moon and defeintely isn’t about the colour blue.

 

[mrbelfry]

A Blue Moon isn’t even blue.

And the song isn’t even about the Moon and defeintely isn’t about the colour blue.

Makes no sense

 

[Iamthemusicman]

We’ve definitely not got the best defense in Europe and we have already been to Istanbul

I've always thought that line should be changed to won it all in Istanbul.

 

[I'm not really here]

You'll be telling us we really are here next

I'm not.

 

[english_scheme]

did we pay him secretly? ;)

 

[Lee the Blue]

Got a few mates who have a song they often belt out on Wembley Trips, that's is indeed bonkers and makes absolutely no sense at all which makes it even dafter.

"Oh if yer mam's,
An Arsenal fan,
Oh if yer mams an Arsenal Fan,
Then she will go to Harpurhey market,
And buy a packet of Cyprus spuds
Oh Cyprus spuds!"

Confused looks and lots of laughter last time I heard it belted out on the tube away coming away from the Chelsea semi-final last season.

 

[1.618034]

If someone had the wings of a sparrow and the arse of a crow they wouldn't fly very far, if at all.

 

[Blue Feather]

Anything other than 'Babooshka' for Omar....

 

[RiversideBlue]

I have a suspicion that Sun Jihai's dad didn't own a chippy

 

[RiversideBlue]

Not all the run's that kinky made were winding and not all our goals were blinding.

 

[citymad]

I doubt if any official from the swamp went to Italy to see the Pope.

 

[jrb]

I doubt if any official from the swamp went to Italy to see the Pope.

I'm 100% sure no Pope has ever said....."Who the f*ck are Man United as the Blues go marching on, on, on, in public.

Maybe they have said it in private? :-)

 

[DiscoSteve]

How could Tommy Booth have been here, there & every fucking where all at the same time?

apparently Richard Dunne was too - except most of the time he was sent off

 

[jrb]

John Bond.

"And one day when we're champions, we'll look back and say, there's no one quite like John Bond, he has helped us on our way"

Be honest.

Have any of you ever thought that about John Bond when City have won a PL title?

 

[southamptonblue]

I don't recall Nial Quinn ever wearing a pair of disco pants let alone knowing the measurements of such a garment.

Was that not sung after he had been seen in a bar in Manchester....wearing white trousers?

 

[Debaser]

The moon is not in fact blue

Because it's an inanimate object, it can't see you, standing alone or in a group.

 

[Tolmie scores]

Was that not sung after he had been seen in a bar in Manchester....wearing white trousers?

Wasn't it a pre season tour. (Eire maybe?) and he was with some fans and players in some suspect 'pants'..all a few ales in..

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Fair enough some of the songs made no sense but I think there is no doubt David White was Fucking Fast.