Cliff Richard's home being searched by police.....

[aguero93:20]

Remember, the Messiah was subject to persecution before revealing himself as the Son of God.

Humpty Dumpty had to fall off the wall and be broken into pieces so that he could be put back together again.

 

[mcmanus]

Probably been said but remember Joanna Yeates landlord?

Fair enough he just about looked more than a sex pest than Cliff but we all got it wrong. I'll hold my hands up I had the fella down as a nonce.

 

[johnny on the spot]

What's black, white and starving?

 

[aguero93:20]

What's black, white and starving?

?

 

[stony]

What's black, white and starving?

The population of Zimbabwe.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Jill Dando's cat.

 

[Bill Walker]

Jill Dando's cat.

Ive no idea who jill dando is mate but that made me piss myself :)

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

What d'ya reckon they are looking for?

His back-catalogue would be my guess.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Some of Sir Cliff's hits.
O Poor Boy, Daddy's Home, I love You, Bachelor Boy, Dreamin, Butterfly Kisses, Do you remember, Early in the morning, Constantly, Lay back in the arms of someone.

#just saying

Let's not forget his Eurovision smash: 'Power to the Paedo'.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Jill Dando's cat.

Ive no idea who jill dando is mate but that made me piss myself :)

Haha.

Jill Dando was a BBC A-List reporter and newscaster and huge celeb over here in the 1990s.

Then someone shot her dead on her doorstep for no fuckin reason.

Scotland Yard nabbed this plank Barry George who was supposed to be her stalker, he was convicted and did time. Then it was overturned. He protests his innocence (but he's still a weirdo).

Big rumour is Dando was casing high-class paedo rings and found out too much. Hence she was done. Rumours persist.