Coffee machines

In what way is tea better for you Bob?
1. its cheaper
2. it cuts out the pretentiousness from having a hot caffeinated beverage
3. its a hot caffeinated beverage that doesnt make you go off your tits, eyes bulging, heart racing, for half an hour
4. its more sociable. Fancy a brew? Or fancy sitting down while I pop a pod in a device or grind some beans through a shiny pipe?
5. it doesnt need George Fecking Clooney to make me want a brew. I normally want a brew anyway
6. and this is the main one: drinking tea, and drinking coffee, is essentially the same thing. But answer me this.....when was the last time you saw a really 'busy' or distracted looking pedestrian going from A to B carrying a paper cup of tea round with them? Answer, never! so why do these coffee fixated or addicted pretentious cock knockers feel the need to do it? Either they are hopelessly addicted, which they arent to tea, or they are just cunts. either way, tea is clearly better for you
 
Nespresso machines are the mutts nuts of coffee machines imho.

I certainly recommend the Purple capsules for flavour but if you want a full on hit go for the Black ones.

The arpeggio flavor, this is a staple in our stock of capsules - I loved the Milano special edition one they had some time in the past year. Nespresso is good for consistent, easy and satisfying espresso but not at all my favorite. I have been cutting corners and saving money here & there to justify a grand expenditure for a very elite manual machine. I don't overspend on many things but appreciate quality, this is an excellent machine for home use but obscenely priced - Marzocco GS/3

iu
 
1. its cheaper
2. it cuts out the pretentiousness from having a hot caffeinated beverage
3. its a hot caffeinated beverage that doesnt make you go off your tits, eyes bulging, heart racing, for half an hour
4. its more sociable. Fancy a brew? Or fancy sitting down while I pop a pod in a device or grind some beans through a shiny pipe?
5. it doesnt need George Fecking Clooney to make me want a brew. I normally want a brew anyway
6. and this is the main one: drinking tea, and drinking coffee, is essentially the same thing. But answer me this.....when was the last time you saw a really 'busy' or distracted looking pedestrian going from A to B carrying a paper cup of tea round with them? Answer, never! so why do these coffee fixated or addicted pretentious cock knockers feel the need to do it? Either they are hopelessly addicted, which they arent to tea, or they are just cunts. either way, tea is clearly better for you
I think I love you.
 
1. its cheaper
2. it cuts out the pretentiousness from having a hot caffeinated beverage
3. its a hot caffeinated beverage that doesnt make you go off your tits, eyes bulging, heart racing, for half an hour
4. its more sociable. Fancy a brew? Or fancy sitting down while I pop a pod in a device or grind some beans through a shiny pipe?
5. it doesnt need George Fecking Clooney to make me want a brew. I normally want a brew anyway
6. and this is the main one: drinking tea, and drinking coffee, is essentially the same thing. But answer me this.....when was the last time you saw a really 'busy' or distracted looking pedestrian going from A to B carrying a paper cup of tea round with them? Answer, never! so why do these coffee fixated or addicted pretentious cock knockers feel the need to do it? Either they are hopelessly addicted, which they arent to tea, or they are just cunts. either way, tea is clearly better for you

The pretentiousness argument is the biggest load of old bollocks I've ever had the displeasure to read on Bluemoon
Have you ever had to deal with a person who drinks only decaffeinated tea, or flavored?
Have you ever seen this website to give a balanced view on the "pretentiousness" of tea drinkers?
https://www.twinings.co.uk/tea

For your information, coffee pods is only 3% of the coffee market
Beans to grind doesn't even register, the market share is that small
 
The arpeggio flavor, this is a staple in our stock of capsules - I loved the Milano special edition one they had some time in the past year. Nespresso is good for consistent, easy and satisfying espresso but not at all my favorite. I have been cutting corners and saving money here & there to justify a grand expenditure for a very elite manual machine. I don't overspend on many things but appreciate quality, this is an excellent machine for home use but obscenely priced - Marzocco GS/3

iu
That's bigger than my kitchen
 

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