Coffee or Tea ?

[crooky]

Tried all the 'fanny about' teas recently as can get them for free.

Lemon and ginger, green, earl grey, raspberry and something, camomile etc. Camomile was fucking rank.

All inferior to builders tea. Don't waste your time kids.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Tried all the 'fanny about' teas recently as can get them for free.

Lemon and ginger, green, earl grey, raspberry and something, camomile etc. Camomile was fucking rank.

All inferior to builders tea. Don't waste your time kids.

Funnily enough I always hated Earl Grey, fruit and mint teas are not teas they are just hot cordial however recently tried camomile and have found it fine and does help me relax - still prefer a strong Yorkshire tea though

 

[Barcon]

Had a couple of coffees this morning and having a mug of Tetley's now.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Had a couple of coffees this morning and having a mug of Tetley's now.

Mental behaviour. Take it easy now big fella

 

[Barcon]

Mental behaviour. Take it easy now big fella

That's my middle name.

 

[Donmcfc]

Didn't fancy the idea of drinking cold coffee for a long time but I have tried a few different brands recently from the chilled sections in supermarkets and I am getting to really like them.

 

[city2]

Tried green tea on its own no milk or sweetener and now I’m converted love it.

 

[crooky]

Mental behaviour. Take it easy now big fella

I read that in John Shuttleworths voice

 

[chesterbells]

Tried all the 'fanny about' teas recently as can get them for free.

Lemon and ginger, green, earl grey, raspberry and something, camomile etc. Camomile was fucking rank.

All inferior to builders tea. Don't waste your time kids.

You need to try Red Bush mate. No fannying about with that.

It’s the only non-real tea I go near. Pisses all over that other decaf nonsense. Green tea with lemon ok, but if you’re not gonna have regular, I’d recommend going for the bush, mate.

 

[crooky]

You need to try Red Bush mate. No fannying about with that.

It’s the only non-real tea I go near. Pisses all over that other decaf nonsense. Green tea with lemon ok, but if you’re not gonna have regular, I’d recommend going for the bush, mate.

I'd never heard of it to be honest. Do you drink it with milk or not?

 

[SWPISHOME]

I'd always have tea when I'm having something to nibble on like a biscuit or a slice of toast.

I'll only have coffee if I'm not having any food.

Probably weird...

 

[chesterbells]

I'd never heard of it to be honest. Do you drink it with milk or not?

I have it with milk. A South African colleague put me on to it. They call it Rioboos I think.
I have it more in the evening if I want a hot drink without caffeine but not really sweet like hot chocolate. Cos it’s naturally caffeine free it doesn’t have that off taste decaf tea has.

There are other brands, but this is the one I drink.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/297243563

 

[chesterbells]

I'd always have tea when I'm having something to nibble on like a biscuit or a slice of toast.

I'll only have coffee if I'm not having any food.

Probably weird...

I can see that tbh. I tend to drink tea at home or work and coffee if I’m out.

 

[WillinGlossop]

Coffee first thing to wake up then tea rest of the day….

 

[BimboBob]

If anyone needs a coffee in the morning to get them going then you need to see a doctor.

Coffee is for the unintelligent sheep of the world. Carrying your little mini flasks in one hand whilst waving your phone about in the other. A trend appears, try that with some flavoured syrup, I saw it on tictok, and off skinny jean man goes, to his nearest coffee shop, what do you mean there's only eight within a two mile radius, how will he ever pick? It's embarrassing to see the level that British society has decended to. Once were pubs are now places full of people pretending to be professional. Oh yes, I'm a barrista. Fully trained. This beard proves it. Cunts. What name do you want on your cup? What?

I blame Friends. Sitting about all day in a coffee shop looking gormless and trying to act. Unfunny cunts.

Oh, can I get...can I get...cunts, the lot of you.

Tea is obviously the choice if you are a sane, intelligent and thoughtful person. Tea is what made Britain great, coffee has turned it into a haven for the effeminate man. Take a look at yourselves. Beany hat? Trendy beard? Skinny jeans? A man bag? Sitting in an office doing fuck all productive. I have a spreadsheet for that. Bellend.

We were once a great nation, it's all been undone by coffee.

Evil stuff.

 

[Barcon]

If anyone needs a coffee in the morning to get them going then you need to see a doctor.

Coffee is for the unintelligent sheep of the world. Carrying your little mini flasks in one hand whilst waving your phone about in the other. A trend appears, try that with some flavoured syrup, I saw it on tictok, and off skinny jean man goes, to his nearest coffee shop, what do you mean there's only eight within a two mile radius, how will he ever pick? It's embarrassing to see the level that British society has decended to. Once were pubs are now places full of people pretending to be professional. Oh yes, I'm a barrista. Fully trained. This beard proves it. Cunts. What name do you want on your cup? What?

I blame Friends. Sitting about all day in a coffee shop looking gormless and trying to act. Unfunny cunts.

Oh, can I get...can I get...cunts, the lot of you.

Tea is obviously the choice if you are a sane, intelligent and thoughtful person. Tea is what made Britain great, coffee has turned it into a haven for the effeminate man. Take a look at yourselves. Beany hat? Trendy beard? Skinny jeans? A man bag? Sitting in an office doing fuck all productive. I have a spreadsheet for that. Bellend.

We were once a great nation, it's all been undone by coffee.

Evil stuff.

The last bastion of hope
This once-great nation had left is its humor
So be it, through continued mockery
This crackpot country half-full of cunts
Will finally have the last laugh
When dragged underwater
By the weight of the tumor
It formed when it fell for the fear mongering
Of the national fronts new hairdo

 

[bluethrunthru]

Today has been National Tea Day and I have enjoyed several brews - lovely stuff

 

[Blue Mist]

If anyone needs a coffee in the morning to get them going then you need to see a doctor.

Coffee is for the unintelligent sheep of the world. Carrying your little mini flasks in one hand whilst waving your phone about in the other. A trend appears, try that with some flavoured syrup, I saw it on tictok, and off skinny jean man goes, to his nearest coffee shop, what do you mean there's only eight within a two mile radius, how will he ever pick? It's embarrassing to see the level that British society has decended to. Once were pubs are now places full of people pretending to be professional. Oh yes, I'm a barrista. Fully trained. This beard proves it. Cunts. What name do you want on your cup? What?

I blame Friends. Sitting about all day in a coffee shop looking gormless and trying to act. Unfunny cunts.

Oh, can I get...can I get...cunts, the lot of you.

Tea is obviously the choice if you are a sane, intelligent and thoughtful person. Tea is what made Britain great, coffee has turned it into a haven for the effeminate man. Take a look at yourselves. Beany hat? Trendy beard? Skinny jeans? A man bag? Sitting in an office doing fuck all productive. I have a spreadsheet for that. Bellend.

We were once a great nation, it's all been undone by coffee.

Evil stuff.

Just seen this, what a great rant. L9ve it.

I'm going to read it again over my 3rd coffee of the morning.

 

[BimboBob]

Just seen this, what a great rant. L9ve it.

I'm going to read it again over my 3rd coffee of the morning.

****.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

If anyone needs a coffee in the morning to get them going then you need to see a doctor.

Coffee is for the unintelligent sheep of the world. Carrying your little mini flasks in one hand whilst waving your phone about in the other. A trend appears, try that with some flavoured syrup, I saw it on tictok, and off skinny jean man goes, to his nearest coffee shop, what do you mean there's only eight within a two mile radius, how will he ever pick? It's embarrassing to see the level that British society has decended to. Once were pubs are now places full of people pretending to be professional. Oh yes, I'm a barrista. Fully trained. This beard proves it. Cunts. What name do you want on your cup? What?

I blame Friends. Sitting about all day in a coffee shop looking gormless and trying to act. Unfunny cunts.

Oh, can I get...can I get...cunts, the lot of you.

Tea is obviously the choice if you are a sane, intelligent and thoughtful person. Tea is what made Britain great, coffee has turned it into a haven for the effeminate man. Take a look at yourselves. Beany hat? Trendy beard? Skinny jeans? A man bag? Sitting in an office doing fuck all productive. I have a spreadsheet for that. Bellend.

We were once a great nation, it's all been undone by coffee.

Evil stuff.

My ERO tends to use this opening gambit whether it's a drink or a food order, and I always tell him that he can't 'cos they won't let him in the fuckin' kitchen.