Coldplay Roll Call..

[BWTAC]

11-45 You begin to realise that you are indeed gay.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

11-59 - You are under the bridge on Canal Street with your pants round your ankles sniffing poppers whilst being fisted by a happily married chartered accountant called Trevor.

 

[BWTAC]

12-30 You buy a minature Chihuahua and get engaged to a foreign fashion student called Julio.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

01-30 - You wake up a local priest to perform a civil partnership blessing,then spit roast the priest,before engaging in mutual watersports whilst 'Yellow' plays in the background.

 

[BWTAC]

02-30 You break up with Julio to dedicate more of your time to your Louis Spence fansite.

 

[LoveCity]

I had a ticket in the South Stand but decided to sell it to help pay off my season ticket and got my money back. Do like Coldplay a lot but a bit disillusioned by their more recent stuff (with a few exceptions), love their earlier work.

 

[SWP's back]

02:58 - You log into bluemoon to let everyone know that you once bored the lovely Natalie Pike to tears whilst she put on her best "Yeah that's great magic trick" routine whilst really thinking "Who the fuck is this virgin and why has security let him anywhere near me"

 

[bobmcfc]

Euros or coldplay hmmmm


football everytime

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

We didn't go and in great credit to Bluemoon roj did not receive one pm.

(edit one gay did contact.)

 

[SWP's back]

Thnk anyone is still conscious?