Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad

[citizenyank76]

People who say you can't hate modern pop music because of the time and effort put in to craft it.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I've used the bus to work a few times this past couple of weeks so it will have to be the bloke that has been at the stop each time I'm there.
I use the bus app ticket on my phone, This dickhead who knows how much the cost is gets on the bus and only then does he start scratching around his pocket for the correct change while everyone who most likely see this every day silently groans behind him.
I will probably give a few more times before I say something like get your money ready beforehand you fucking moron. I'm not an angry man but sometimes these people need telling plus he's a lot smaller than me and looks a bit of a nerd.

On a similar note, those people in a fast food restaurant who wait until they're at the front of the queue to decide what they want.

I could have a special place in hell for certain people in Subway or other places where you can make your own sandwich. I once got stuck behind someone who got a bit of everything on his sandwich. But instead of just asking for everything, he asked for each individual thing one at a time. And I frequently see people asking for more than 4 sauces. How can you possibly taste them all? Sometimes you have to appreciate cultures with a chef knows best attitude.

 

[KS55]

Amateur drinkers at christmas who order a huge round, one drink at a time.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

On a similar note, those people in a fast food restaurant who wait until they're at the front of the queue to decide what they want.

I could have a special place in hell for certain people in Subway or other places where you can make your own sandwich. I once got stuck behind someone who got a bit of everything on his sandwich. But instead of just asking for everything, he asked for each individual thing one at a time. And I frequently see people asking for more than 4 sauces. How can you possibly taste them all? Sometimes you have to appreciate cultures with a chef knows best attitude.

Subway staff....

Try going in and saying 'just ham & tomato on a 6'' wholemeal''
it's almost like the fuckers get a bonus for putting other things on your butty...''Would you like cucumber Sir?''
''No just ham & tomato''
''Would you like (insert every fucking thing we have being asked for one at a time)''
''NO JUST HAM & TOMATO''

Then they start on the sauces....

I've stopped going in otherwise by now a 6''Italian would have been shoved where the sun doesn't shine!!!!

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

I've used the bus to work a few times this past couple of weeks so it will have to be the bloke that has been at the stop each time I'm there.
I use the bus app ticket on my phone, This dickhead who knows how much the cost is gets on the bus and only then does he start scratching around his pocket for the correct change while everyone who most likely see this every day silently groans behind him.
I will probably give a few more times before I say something like get your money ready beforehand you fucking moron. I'm not an angry man but sometimes these people need telling plus he's a lot smaller than me and looks a bit of a nerd.

Sounds like he’ll be retiring well before you so won’t blight your commute indefinitely.

 

[aguero93:20]

People who say you can't hate modern pop music because of the time and effort put in to craft it.

-hires song writer
-gets underwear model to repeat lyrics in front of microphone
-uses audio software to tune vocals into something approaching key
-steals drum beat from 70s Motown song
Voila.

 

[Jazzman]

Neighbours smoking weed
Priests
Politicians

 

[BrianW]

All those twats who are famous for being famous. Katie Hopkins is a case in point; but she is so extraordinarily obnoxious that being shot is too good for her. Banishment to a gulag on South Georgia, carving chess sets from wood for 50p a week would be more the thing.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Meat is hung. People are hanged.

Some of us are well hung though.....

 

[aguero93:20]

This ****.