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Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad
- Thread starter Henkeman
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The Black Shed
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Fly tippers. Put them into an empty shipping container, drill a hole in the roof and drop a swarm of bees into the void below.
Tuearts right boot
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Any twat you calls themselves a ' restaurant critic '
Any restaurant critic
Any twat that says ' enjoy ' when they serve you something
Any twat that wins Masterchef as they will at some time in their short and meaningless career, be or say any of the above.
Any restaurant critic
Any twat that says ' enjoy ' when they serve you something
Any twat that wins Masterchef as they will at some time in their short and meaningless career, be or say any of the above.
sir baconface
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"Daniel" from air duct cleaning services that's been phoning my house every day for about 7 years.
He should know by now that I'm too busy to talk as I'm banging his Mum.
Time to move things up a notch. Send Daniel the videos plus a Jiffy Bubble containing her soiled knickers.
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Anyone who wants to 'reach out to you' knobs
aguero93:20
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Pretty sure that's sexual harassment tbf.Anyone who wants to 'reach out to you' knobs
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haha never thought of that!Pretty sure that's sexual harassment tbf.
People who borrow my car and leave everything switched on, so that when I start it the radio comes on( especially bad if its radio one), the heater comes on, the wipers come on and anything else they could switch on comes on.No wonder they have to borrow mine, their battery has probably gone flat, SWITCH IT ALL OFF FFS!!!!!!!
Tuearts right boot
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Time to move things up a notch. Send Daniel the videos plus a Jiffy Bubble containing her soiled knickers.
Also....ask Daniel for me, the best way to clean 8" flexi ducting, I've got a build up of fluff in my pipe.
Barcon
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People who borrow my car and leave everything switched on, so that when I start it the radio comes on( especially bad if its radio one), the heater comes on, the wipers come on and anything else they could switch on comes on.No wonder they have to borrow mine, their battery has probably gone flat, SWITCH IT ALL OFF FFS!!!!!!!
We used to turn the boss's van off, put the heat/fan of defrost and turned up to full blast. Then we would fill the defrost vent full of sawdust.
It was like watching a fucking snowglobe.