Commentator Bullshit Bingo

[Deleted member 77198]

Or the Liverpool equivalents ‘Hendo’, ‘Mo’, ‘Trent’, ‘Bobby’, ‘Robbo’ and ‘The Ox’

“The RED ARROWS!”

 

[Deleted member 77198]

And for absolutely no fucking reason whatever that massively over-the-top bellowing of, “AND IT’S LIIIIIIVE!”

 

[Blue_eyes]

SHIIIIITTTT!!!!..........did you see that?, he must have a foot like a traction engine.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

“We apologise for any bad language you may have picked up through your speakers then”

When not one fucker watching gives a shit!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Fernandes, sorry 'Bruno', passes to sancho. Passes to Fred. He gives it to varane. He gives it to maguire.

Get the picture?

that is some exaggeration there my man :-) that’s four passes without going into touch.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Bit of fun for tonight and future games. Tick them off!! Add any new ones I’ve missed out.
Deep block

Overloads

Disconnect

Double pivot

False 9

Inverted wingers

Dink ball

High press

The final third

Between the lines

High line

Left a foot in

Honest challenge

Coming together

Interlinking

Driving forward

Threaded pass

Too much weight on it

Covid.

Omicron.

Long grass.

Short grass.

Wind.

Rain.

Snow.

Too hot.

Fatigue.

Too many games.

'Lovely pass round the corner' ...

 

[Blueknows]

"Manchester u***** can go 9 points clear with a win tonight"

 

[Benarbia's Fat Dad]

Missed out “Pockets of space”

 

[Saddleworth2]

The classic....

’not enough in that for me’

after Sterling is macheted in the box for the 10th time.

 

[deegee33]

60m cancelo passes to 100m grealish who then gives it to 50m mahrez who gives it to 35m rodri who gives it to 65m dias.

Fernandes, sorry 'Bruno', passes to sancho. Passes to Fred. He gives it to varane. He gives it to maguire.

Get the picture?

Can't be right, rags have yet to string 5 passes together this year.