Commentator Bullshit Bingo

[BlueTG]

“Connor Coady, the boyhood Liverpool fan”

Often in addition to, “he’ll be looking to do his boyhood club a favour in today’s game” whenever he plays a team that may have some bearing on the title race.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Opportunity knocks

 

[Deleted member 81382]

"One goes, they all go."

- Alan Shearer's in depth analysis of pressing.

 

[KS55]

I have no animosity to any commentator, not even Tyler. Due to deafness, can't hear a word they say. Bliss.
Mind you, it makes identification of oppo players a bit tricky.
But journos, watch out.

 

[bluestreak]

The biggest piece of BULLSHIT of all..."Its the United Way"...

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

“Come on Brentford”

 

[1961_vintage]

I have no animosity to any commentator, not even Tyler. Due to deafness, can't hear a word they say. Bliss.
Mind you, it makes identification of oppo players a bit tricky.
But journos, watch out.

I imagine that you struggle to know how much our players cost too?

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I like Amazon as you can have the crowd noise on with the commentary off. Don't have to listen to any of their bullshit.

 

[N1985]

I like Amazon as you can have the crowd noise on with the commentary off. Don't have to listen to any of their bullshit.

Don't mind Drury and McCoist. I reckon Ally is a secret Blue.

 

[eboblue]

I imagine that you struggle to know how much our players cost to

60m cancelo passes to 100m grealish who then gives it to 50m mahrez who gives it to 35m rodri who gives it to 65m dias.

Fernandes, sorry 'Bruno', passes to sancho. Passes to Fred. He gives it to varane. He gives it to maguire.

Get the picture?

5 rag passes on the trot.... House!!!