Commentator Bullshit Bingo

Bit of fun for tonight and future games. Tick them off!! Add any new ones I’ve missed out.
Deep block

Overloads

Disconnect

Double pivot

False 9

Inverted wingers

Dink ball

High press

The final third

Between the lines

High line

Left a foot in

Honest challenge

Coming together

Interlinking

Driving forward

Threaded pass

Too much weight on it

Covid.

Omicron.

Long grass.

Short grass.

Wind.

Rain.

Snow.

Too hot.

Fatigue.

Too many games.
He hit it too well
 
Going off the 5 live and Prime intros where a couple ex players daughters both went with 'off the naughty step' I thought it was nailed on after Phil scored.

Disappointed 'master of the dark arts' didn't get an airing after Ferna laid down a marker on Toney.
 
“Ffrough ball”

“He’s done good”

“He done a good pass”

“He done a good run”

“I ffink”

“I ffought”

“I’m impressed wivv…”

Plus any other speech-impediment/infant-English shite the thick bastards constantly come out with!


And if it’s Keown, “fake 9”
Add to that these classics:
He were…
They was…
Would of, could of or should of
If that were on target and the keeper didn’t save it, it were a goal
 
Ian Darke ...

"Man City's bench is worth just the £400 million pounds today, you've got to laugh really haven't you"

"Walker cost £50 million pounds, an amazing amount of money for a fullback and as we all know, City have several £50 million pound fullbacks to choose from"

"Rodri, the £64 million pound man committing yet another tactical foul there"

"The dark arts in full view today. City are pretty good at them to be honest, in fact Fernandihno is a grand master"

"All that money spent and still they haven't managed to win the CL.

I bet the powers that be will not be happy about that, in fact I'm certain that they won't be".

"Pep doesn't look happy there, question is, despite him winning multiple trophies will he be classed as a failure at City if he doesn't win the CL ?.

He most probably will be to be honest and rightly so considering the money he's spent, half a billion pounds on defenders alone, let's not forget that"


****..!
 

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