Commentator Bullshit Bingo

[madloaf]

"they (insert team down either 1-0 or 2-0 at half time vs City) will be probably the happier of the two teams."

"We're set up for a Grandstand finish" (a team that is only 1-0 down but hasn't touched the ball in 20 minutes).

 

[superwatsonwatson]

There was contact. Or, not enough contact for me there.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

I’ve seen those given.

 

[Blootoof]

Whenever someone at united(younger than beanz)scores on his debut. You could write a fuckin book on the shit they come out with. Best part is, they dine off it(both player and fans) as they turn to crap.

 

[mixer]

Anyone for some "Financial doping"

 

[Grassland Blue]

Missed out “Pockets of space”

And transition!

 

[eyalluvitt]

"A 50 million pound full-back just parachuted out of an Etihad A380 on final approach into Heathrow and landed on Manchester City's obscene subs bench at New Griffin Park".

 

[WEMBLEY76]

I watched last nights match on a foreign feed and John Champion was the commentator,before a ball was kicked he mentioned the huge cost of our squad and the task PL Brentford have on their hands

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Ally McCoist, "He'll be disappointed with that, he really will"

 

[Octavian]

Don't mind Drury and McCoist. I reckon Ally is a secret Blue.

He’s not if you’ve just watched United.

I think if a top 6 team is winning, no matter who, he just goes on a big love fest for them.

Was banging on about Ronaldo “commanding the respect of the whole dressing room” because United won a free kick and no one challenged him for it. It was sick in mouth stuff, and shock horror, the ball hit the wall again!