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[roy.or.r]

Thats the spirit. Fuck off

Your balls are on fire.

 

[paulchapo]

For the first thirty minutes I was surprised how well we were playing given our starting line up and how strong the rags were. The kids were alright, they showed plenty of promise, Lewis and Bobb being the standout amongst them. I thought Haaland was very poor, zero threat at all. Eddie looked a bit shaky but redeemed himself in the penalty shootout. For those who keep asking I remember him saving four penalties. Palace away, Everton at home ( The covid match) Madrid and today.

The rags grew into the game and to be fair they should have won it, they had the better chances. Thankfully they didn't.

I.love Bernie but please keep him away from penalties! He smashed one in for Portugal no messing, but for us he seems to try and be too clever and fails miserably.

The new lad looks a talent. I think we'll be the team to beat again but I still think we need at least two top class additions.

 

[mike1923]

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Been looking for this, cheers!

 

[paulchapo]

I thought a few too many of our players gave him a big smile and a hug too.

Yes but they worked with him for quite a while. I consider him.like I would a scab but then I'm a fan, different I guess.

 

[eyalluvitt]

For the first thirty minutes I was surprised how well we were playing given our starting line up and how strong the rags were. The kids were alright, they showed plenty of promise, Lewis and Bobb being the standout amongst them. I thought Haaland was very poor, zero threat at all. Eddie looked a bit shaky but redeemed himself in the penalty shootout. For those who keep asking I remember him saving four penalties. Palace away, Everton at home ( The covid match) Madrid and today.

The rags grew into the game and to be fair they should have won it, they had the better chances. Thankfully they didn't.

I.love Bernie but please keep him away from penalties! He smashed one in for Portugal no messing, but for us he seems to try and be too clever and fails miserably.

The new lad looks a talent. I think we'll be the team to beat again but I still think we need at least two top class additions.

Lewis is a class act, so so good under pressure, needs to be our starting RB. Bobb went quiet 2nd half but that turn and cross for the goal was pure quality

 

[paulchapo]

Lewis is a class act, so so good under pressure, needs to be our starting RB. Bobb went quiet 2nd half but that turn and cross for the goal was pure quality

He lacks a bit of physicality and at times positional sense but he had a good game. Bobb will be some player if he keeps progressing.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Wasn't he in Harry Potter ?

Makes me sick to the stomach, the same as seeing Wilcox there as well. I know they're not City fans but how can you work to make our club the best in the world then fuck off to our bitterest rivals?

Because they are.. A, Cunts and B, Merciless greedy bastards. Oh, and C, a bit tarded.

 

[Utter bobbins]

Our academy lads played far better than our established senior players. I know better than to overreact one way or the other, but it’s concerning that Ederson, Gvardiol, Akanji, and Haaland all looked so far off it. I hope selling Alvarez isn’t a mistake because he would have absolutely come on today, given Haaland looked like he’d rather be anywhere else in the world.

Kova and Doku were all right but could have been better.

A special shoutout to Lewis. I don’t think he put a foot wrong during the entire match. Bobb was great, too, albeit faded in the second half until his brilliant turn and assist.

There is a lot to work on this week.

lol blimey

 

[BolinCell]

Berrada looks like a right snidey ****, so quite easily I suppose

lets hope he's not got the password to our headquarters files like everyone else who leaves the club. The guy who left for Liverpool was crawling all over our transfer files for 2 years. We only noticed when Liverpool kept signing players we were just going to sign.

 

[Vienna_70]

He was on so often I thought it was the grand national at one point

Very good.

 

[SWPISHOME]

It was funny as fuck looking at all the Rags dressed up like they were playing in the Champions League Final whilst Pep and Co turned up in clothes from Primark no fucks given.

 

[bluemanchester]

united players did an awful lot of running and pressing today, full of energy. Maybe scruffy jims cycling mate, Dave Beresford, is bringing some cycling know how to their players.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

The rags are so shite we even beat them on pens

 

[Platt Lane 59]

united players did an awful lot of running and pressing today, full of energy. Maybe scruffy jims cycling mate, Dave Beresford, is bringing some cycling know how to their players.

Jiffy Bag supplements ?

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Estepona ??

Mojacar

 

[Bald fraud]

Rags one nil up, itv telling us this is a statement, nited back. City win, its only a glorified friendly, Ten Hairs will take alot from it, nited a back. Utter nonsense. Then McCoist going on about fernandez and these amazing passes to nobody, i muted the coverage it was truly awful.

How many times did he exclaim. “What a pass!” “If it gets there” then for the pass to be cut out by one of our lads. Absolutely fuckin pathetic commentary today but it’s the same every time we play them

 

[BringBackSwales]

Estrella for me

Don't give a fuck mate. Scored a header and twatted pet detective. Your lad still standing?

He’s done quite well. 4 pints, 2 large Smirnoff ices and 4 jaeger bombs. Looked a bit wobbly at one stage but tucking into a kfc at Warwick services at the mo. He certainly gave it his all in support of City and has lost his voice (my kind of teenager!)

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Based on today, there’s no way O’Reilly will ever be seen again. Was a universe away from the required level.

Fuck me you really are made of stone

 

[stonerblue]

His penalty shoot-out comm was utterly embarrasing. Said Bernie's pen lacked conviction, yet when one or two others took identical kicks and scored, the pens were cool and well-placed.

He was right.

 

[Mancityphilfo2000]

united players did an awful lot of running and pressing today, full of energy. Maybe scruffy jims cycling mate, Dave Beresford, is bringing some cycling know how to their players.

The wheels will deffo be falling of !:))