Conspiracy theories......

[LongLang]

But the knights Templar did exist - crusades and all that but not sure they were in anyway connected with the davinci code lol

it's the bit about them being the link between alien Egypt and the Nazis, therefore the root of all evil I find hard to swallow. Edward longshanks (stop guffawing) the first went on crusades in the 12 & 1300's so it happened, but all the links in the illuminati story to me are coincidental due to circumstance. Makes me laugh that some people are utterly convinced by it!

But the illuminati are a secret society so how do we know? It does sometime seem that there is some sort of organisation working behind the governments of this world to their own agenda. All the elite uber intelligent ppl forming a group to organise the world and who gets into power etc yeah I can buy into that

There is a group controlling the population on the sly.
They are not quite as cloak and dagger as the illuminati or the masons though.
The general term is the media.
They control what a hell of a lot of people see of the rest of the world on a daily basis.
One super massive propaganda machine.
If you control the media you control a large % of the people.

 

[bluemanc]

Got to admit the Lizard one & the tin-foil hat stuff is good,what would we do without david icke.
Special mention to the bloke thats holding up in the Ecuadorian Embassy claiming he's being set up for rape.
ps-edit-Assange said the Catholic confession is a form of spying,i'm warming to him

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Who is that fucker?

The bloke from "ancient aliens", he's an idiot who parrots another idiot;

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos

 

[unsworthblue]

the missing Malaysian plane has very much to do with the Rothschild family being involved in the invention of a system that can not be detected from air traffic control radar etc etc,Rothschilds invested billions along with some Chinese businessmen,4 of which were actually on the missing aeroplane.All very interesting stuff which my pal was telling me all about at Arsenal last week

 

[kalouk]

I don't believe there was any conspiracy involved with Diana's death. I think blaming the Royal family is a bit of a stretch.

 

[yerwot?]

I don't believe there was any conspiracy involved with Diana's death. I think blaming the Royal family is a bit of a stretch.

there would not be any theories if the official reports were realistic. The autopsy on the driver was 'mixed up' with a guy who committed suicide.
The cameras in the tunnel were 'switched off'
The ambulance took 3hours to travel 5 miles
Her body was embalmed with what appears to be undue haste,

 

[kalouk]

I don't believe there was any conspiracy involved with Diana's death. I think blaming the Royal family is a bit of a stretch.

there would not be any theories if the official reports were realistic. The autopsy on the driver was 'mixed up' with a guy who committed suicide.
The cameras in the tunnel were 'switched off'
The ambulance took 3hours to travel 5 miles
Her body was embalmed with what appears to be undue haste,

Some of these points have been disproved though,

The DNA has been retested and compared with the drivers parents confirming it was his and he was drunk.

Diana was embalmed quickly because for security reasons they couldn't put her in the refrigerated morgue and her body was deteriorating quickly in the summer heat.

I read that it took so long because the French paramedics did a lot of work at the scene of the accident.

For me her driver was drunk and it was just a tragic accident.

 

[BlueHammer85]

I don't believe there was any conspiracy involved with Diana's death. I think blaming the Royal family is a bit of a stretch.

there would not be any theories if the official reports were realistic. The autopsy on the driver was 'mixed up' with a guy who committed suicide.
The cameras in the tunnel were 'switched off'
The ambulance took 3hours to travel 5 miles
Her body was embalmed with what appears to be undue haste,

So ... The Queen and Prince Charles go to MI5's office sit around the table with a few Jack bauer types, tell them that they want the mother of William and Harry dead ... MI5 fly over to France, turn the cameras in the tunnel off, prevent Ambulances getting to the tunnel for 3 hours ! Oh and they managed to find a driver more than happy to kill himself. Sounds perfectly feasible.

Or you could accept this version :

In 2006, the Independent newspaper found of the 14 cameras in the Parisian road tunnel, there are only 10 and all were security cameras trained outside of the tunnels except for one which was turned off after 11 pm when the traffic unit closed down. The ambulance ride was not 43 minutes, but almost half that, and it was to the closest trauma hospital that could be found. The driver was 3 times over the limit , And all those who perished in this grisly accident? …they weren’t wearing seatbelts. I repeat, Di and Dodi were not wearing their seatbelts as they sped away from paparazzi, well over the speed limit in a tunnel!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Paul McCartney is actually dead. Now that's a belter.

 

[unsworthblue]

I don't believe there was any conspiracy involved with Diana's death. I think blaming the Royal family is a bit of a stretch.

there would not be any theories if the official reports were realistic. The autopsy on the driver was 'mixed up' with a guy who committed suicide.
The cameras in the tunnel were 'switched off'
The ambulance took 3hours to travel 5 miles
Her body was embalmed with what appears to be undue haste,

So ... The Queen and Prince Charles go to MI5's office sit around the table with a few Jack bauer types, tell them that they want the mother of William and Harry dead ... MI5 fly over to France, turn the cameras in the tunnel off, prevent Ambulances getting to the tunnel for 3 hours ! Oh and they managed to find a driver more than happy to kill himself. Sounds perfectly feasible.

Or you could accept this version :

In 2006, the Independent newspaper found of the 14 cameras in the Parisian road tunnel, there are only 10 and all were security cameras trained outside of the tunnels except for one which was turned off after 11 pm when the traffic unit closed down. The ambulance ride was not 43 minutes, but almost half that, and it was to the closest trauma hospital that could be found. The driver was 3 times over the limit , And all those who perished in this grisly accident? …they weren’t wearing seatbelts. I repeat, Di and Dodi were not wearing their seatbelts as they sped away from paparazzi, well over the speed limit in a tunnel!

 

[Chancy Termites]

I like the one about how the police changed all their stories to make it look like Hillsborough was the fault of the fans and nothing to do with the police.

The one about how an innocent newspaper vendor was pushed to his death by a policeman at a student protest and not dying of natural causes was a good one too.

Oh and that conspiracy theory that Jean Charles de Menezes ran away from the police into a tube station rather than just walking in, and then when they caught up with him on a tube he reached into his pocket rather than putting his hands up in the air. They're brilliant conspiracy theories.

Oh yeah, what about the one where senior police, politicians and press moguls spend loads of their spare time together socialising and the press keeps the heat off the politicians in return for the press barons getting away with whatever they want while police officers get backhanders for feeding info to the press. Cracking conspiracy theory that one.

Probably the best one was the one about Harriet Harman acting as the legal advocate for a Paedophile pressure group.

It's a good job that there are so many people about who can call bullshit on all these ridiculous stories. Otherwise, before you know it, you'd have people spouting conspiracy theories about a paedophile ring of cabinet ministers, other politicians, world famous pop idols, senior social workers, judges and police operating in a guest house in Barnes with some daft bullshit about the police raiding it but letting all the high profile people sneak out the back door so as to avoid arrest.

 

[unsworthblue]

so we've eliminated the queen and MI5 from our enquiries,what about Stan Collymore? he likes trying to kill blonde bitches in Paris

 

[Bodicoteblue]

I like the one about how the police changed all their stories to make it look like Hillsborough was the fault of the fans and nothing to do with the police.

The one about how an innocent newspaper vendor was pushed to his death by a policeman at a student protest and not dying of natural causes was a good one too.

Oh and that conspiracy theory that Jean Charles de Menezes ran away from the police into a tube station rather than just walking in, and then when they caught up with him on a tube he reached into his pocket rather than putting his hands up in the air. They're brilliant conspiracy theories.

Oh yeah, what about the one where senior police, politicians and press moguls spend loads of their spare time together socialising and the press keeps the heat off the politicians in return for the press barons getting away with whatever they want while police officers get backhanders for feeding info to the press. Cracking conspiracy theory that one.

Probably the best one was the one about Harriet Harman acting as the legal advocate for a Paedophile pressure group.

It's a good job that there are so many people about who can call bullshit on all these ridiculous stories. Otherwise, before you know it, you'd have people spouting conspiracy theories about a paedophile ring of cabinet ministers, other politicians, world famous pop idols, senior social workers, judges and police operating in a guest house in Barnes with some daft bullshit about the police raiding it but letting all the high profile people sneak out the back door so as to avoid arrest.

The truth is indeed often stranger than fiction .

 

[Anonymous]

So no one read Erik Von daniken then?



What about the 5th planet theory? Just in case you don't know - there was another planet populated doing well civilised but it was facing destruction they built spaceships and took all the important people to safety on the nearest planet - earth of course - but then of course because they had taken mostly politicians and bigwigs skills for survival died out - typical rise and fall if a civilisation scenario as in Egypt and the Romans

I have read chariots of the gods, interesting stuff as is fingerprints of the gods by Graham Hancock/Robert Buval.

There is lots of stuff we just can't explain/understand.

Some people will never be openminded enough to consider an alternative to the shit they are fed through the education system.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Von daniken is totally discredited bullshit -he even admits himself it was made up nonsense to sell books .

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

So no one read Erik Von daniken then?



What about the 5th planet theory? Just in case you don't know - there was another planet populated doing well civilised but it was facing destruction they built spaceships and took all the important people to safety on the nearest planet - earth of course - but then of course because they had taken mostly politicians and bigwigs skills for survival died out - typical rise and fall if a civilisation scenario as in Egypt and the Romans

I have read chariots of the gods, interesting stuff as is fingerprints of the gods by Graham Hancock/Robert Buval.

There is lots of stuff we just can't explain/understand.

Some people will never be openminded enough to consider an alternative to the shit they are fed through the education system.

Believing in alternatives that have zero factual or evidential basis is often the exact opposite of being open-minded.

Here is a patronising instructive video. No need to thank me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI[/youtube]

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

The only one I ever had time for was the one that had Derrick Hatton as a "plant" from Queen Bitch Thatcher and big business to do massive harm to the Labour movement.

Diana, 9/11, Roswell, landing on the moon etc - all absolute bollocks but I think their really is substance to this one.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

Elvis is dead.
Marilyn accidentally overdosed.
Roswell was a secret military project (non alien) that went wrong.
Area 51 contains no aliens and is purely a secret military base.
Roosevelt did not know about the Pearl Harbour Attack ahead of it happening.
9/11 had no US government involvement.

The moon landings were faked for Cold War propaganda purposes and it worked superbly.
The problem now is the Americans have to do it for real very soon or come clean about it.
Kennedy's assassination was possibly organised by renegade members of the CIA
with the intention of installing Johnston as President OR more likely was a total cock up
with him being hit by friendly fire from the Security detail after Oswald had fired.
Everything since has reeked of a cover up.
Princess Diana was killed by MI5/6 after she became an international embarrassment
particularly over her stance on land mines. The tunnel "hit" had already been rehearsed
but was never used against the Serbian leader Milosovich (excuse spelling).

All in my opinion of course.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

So no one read Erik Von daniken then?



What about the 5th planet theory? Just in case you don't know - there was another planet populated doing well civilised but it was facing destruction they built spaceships and took all the important people to safety on the nearest planet - earth of course - but then of course because they had taken mostly politicians and bigwigs skills for survival died out - typical rise and fall if a civilisation scenario as in Egypt and the Romans

I have read chariots of the gods, interesting stuff as is fingerprints of the gods by Graham Hancock/Robert Buval.

There is lots of stuff we just can't explain/understand.

Some people will never be openminded enough to consider an alternative to the shit they are fed through the education system.

I just wish everyone knew that stuff - might make a difference to their outlook

 

[Yaya_Tony]

so we've eliminated the queen and MI5 from our enquiries,what about Stan Collymore? he likes trying to kill blonde bitches in Paris

Also after heavy searching we've eliminated Satan and the muslamics. Following thorough investigation.. Blame Collymore. Sounds legit. All his fault. That'll do.<br /><br />-- Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:10 am --<br /><br />

The moon landings were faked for Cold War propaganda purposes and it worked superbly.
The problem now is the Americans have to do it for real very soon or come clean about it.


All in my opinion of course.

Do you actually believe that?? They did it for the cold war, but they did do it. What about the rest of the missions that surrounded it??