Coronation of King Charles 3rd

Just the one? Count yourself lucky. Scores of the monarchist version of FKWs in our street. Bunting, flags, tatty banners ordered online (by the looks of it an Amazon order) as they are the same one.

The usual busy and "keeping up with the joneses" cunts.


Break out the good china and have a scone with them FFS ;)
 
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I haven’t seen a single bit of bunting round these them parts. Not one. You might think because I am left wing and see all of these rulers as a odour of past subjugation and that I would be ecstatic, but I will go anywhere for a free sit down tuck in, a few beers and a chance of a blowjob later off a monarchist tart.

I feel like our colonial cousins, cheated.
 
On TalkShite this morning they were going on about guards who have been practicing standing still for 3hrs with a plant pot on their head to simulate a hat. What a ridiculous and pointless thing. Golden chariots, whole country coming to a standstill so kiddo can sit on a chair and put a crown of diamonds on his head. If he would've drowned as a kid, his nonce brother would've been having all this done for him now.
 
Cheated?
It’s not like all was won in a card game.
There was quite a bit of force involved.
You’re right.

The old, do you have a flag? Still rankles to this day. When I was in India, an event I was at, had local politicians and one was holding me personally responsible for all the loot we looted from India.

I took him outside, pannelled the **** and took his wallet, car keys and left him. Lying there.

How dare he suggest I was a violent thieving ****.
 
Break out the good china and have a scone with then FFS ;)

They aren't old biddies like Kaz's just boring cunts who moan about the simplest things.

I'll be holiday in Spain so won't see any of the TV coverage besides repeats or the sad street parties of people who wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
 
On TalkShite this morning they were going on about guards who have been practicing standing still for 3hrs with a plant pot on their head to simulate a hat. What a ridiculous and pointless thing. Golden chariots, whole country coming to a standstill so kiddo can sit on a chair and put a crown of diamonds on his head. If he would've drowned as a kid, his nonce brother would've been having all this done for him now.
They should get slabhead as he’s been standing still for ninety minutes for about three seasons now and should have the stamina to do it
 
To be honest mate you sound the biggest **** in your street

Lol. I forgot to mention this includes a bloke who harasses women picking up their kids because they parked on the road in front of his house (which doesn't have a drive), mithers workmen, and has asked doctors on duty to move their car before so I think that's unlikely.

Don't chat shit without all the facts.

Are you an ex squaddie by any chance?
 
Lol. I forgot to mention this includes a bloke who harasses women picking up their kids because they parked on the road in front of his house (which doesn't have a drive), mithers workmen, and has asked doctors on duty to move their car before so I think that's unlikely.

Don't chat shit without all the facts.

Are you an ex squaddie by any chance?
S.A.S
 

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