Coronavirus (2021) thread

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[Stoned Rose]

This article in the Guardian suggests around 22% of people in England have had Covid. Some areas are at 40% with Manchester at 36%.

One in five in England have had Covid, modelling suggests

Analysis shows 12.4 million people infected since start of pandemic, against 2.4 million detected by test and trace

www.theguardian.com

Shouldn't we be well on our way to herd immunity then?

 

[Stoned Rose]

They have to prioritise both doses to the over 40s and that will take them well into the Summer.

The ones who will get it last will be the 18 - 25 age range where almost none get very ill.

But the haphazard way this is being done is absurd. At 89 now my friend is in dire need given her problems but still had heard nothing apart from - she insists - a phone call before Christmas FROM Hancock himself assuing her she was getting it early as one of the ones who was on the vulnerable list.

Nearly a month on nothing.

I told her it was surely a scammer but she says it was him - she recognised his voice.

Weird.

Have a guess what lovely reward Hancock gave my team who've grafted their bollocks off over the winter on the outdoor testing sites?

 

[lancs blue]

Keep seeing Torres has, but I don’t remember him testing positive before, Mahrez and Laporte were the only ones earlier in the season that I remember. So I don’t think so.

Didn't Torres test positive while he was with Valencia?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

You think this is a lockdown? People going on holiday claiming it is work, coffee shops now classed as essential along with places like garden centres, estate agents etc, traffic double what it was in March / April. Some lockdown

Coffee should being open is the biggest pisstake of the lot.

 

[i8rags]

You've been ripped off, I'd have done it for 150. And I have proper hypodermic needles, not the one ones you use on humans but dogs for injecting insulin. No major sise effects guaranteed although you might feel a little ruff.

Nah I’m going with the 16 time champion of the world, your barking up the wrong tree, and will get collared

 

[Healdplace]

GREATER MANCHESTER CASES SCOREBOARD

1860 cases - down from 2233. This is 24.6% of the NW total 7565 Down from 31%/

3 wks v 2 wks v last wk v TODAY:- 732 v 717 v 1665 v 1860 TODAY




MANCHESTER 391 - down from 445. Total 39, 323. Weekly 2695. Pop score up 71 to 7113. Weekly Pop up 28 to 488.

WIGAN 278 - down from 295. Total 21, 508. Weekly 1607. Pop score up 84 to 6544. Weekly Pop down 19 to 489.

STOCKPORT 194 - down from 215. Total 14, 399. Weekly 1255 Pop score up 66 to 4907. Weekly Pop down 12 to 434.

SALFORD 191 - up from 188. Total 16, 970. Weekly 1217. Pop score up 74 to 6556. Weekly Pop up 48 to 470. Very big week to week rise in cases here.

TRAFFORD 176 - down from 211. Total 12, 066. Weekly 1134. Pop score up 75 to 5084. Falls another 9 behind Stockport on overall Pop Score. Gap is now 177. Weekly Pop down 6 to 478.

BOLTON 151 - down big from 243. Total 18, 652. Weekly 1078. Pop score up 53 to 6487. Weekly Pop down 19 to 375.

ROCHDALE 141 - down from 163. Total 16, 083. Weekly 968. Pop score up 63 to 7231, Weekly Pop up 15 to 435.

TAMESIDE 126 - down from 177. Total 13, 025. Weekly 963. Pop score up 56 to 5751. Weekly Pop up 16 to 385.

BURY 114 - down from 150. Total 12, 891. Weekly 910. Pop score up 60 to 6750. Weekly Pop up 21 to 483.

OLDHAM 98 - down from 146. Total 18, 000. Weekly 887. Oldham once out of control with the lowest weekly cases in GM shows a big turnaround here. Pop score up 41 to 7591. Place with highest Pop score in GM and in top 3 in UK scores one of the lowest Pop rises in the NW today. Herd immunity supporters will like that. Weekly Pop down 6 to 374. Now lowest in GM (by 1 from Bolton - another place that in Autumn was through the roof - which is now posting low numbers). After Oldham had one of the highest Pop Scores in the UK 3 months ago.

 

[Healdplace]

Have a guess what lovely reward Hancock gave my team who've grafted their bollocks off over the winter on the outdoor testing sites?

A P 45? Hope not, but it would not shock me.

 

[blueparrot]

Didn't Torres test positive while he was with Valencia?

Don’t know, did a google and this was the only thing I found for Valencia cases before he joined us.

Mar 15, 2020
Valencia CF have confirmed that five positive cases of the COVID-19 coronavirus have been detected amongst first-team staff and players. Each player and member of staff are now at home, in good health and obeying self-isolation measures. The three first-team players who have tested positive are Ezequiel Garay, Eliaquim Mangala and José Luis Gayà.

 

[Stoned Rose]

A P 45? Hope not, but it would not shock me.

He sent us all a Kitkat each. The 2 fingered ones.

I kid you not.