Coronavirus (2021) thread

[Octavian]

So THAT'S where Boris got the inspiration for his floppy blonde hairdo from...

Never thought I’d ever say this but Boris actually has better hair

 

[mackenzie]

Had both my booster and first flu jab at 9am today. Still alive. ;-)

 

[feedthegoat27]

Didn’t know the government were touring.

Ba bum tish

I'm sure more than a few would like to give Boris some Blackened Blue Eyes.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Could cut yourself on that peak.

(And let's hope it's *the* peak).

Almost certainly not the peak - looks like a last day reporting issue. Very common with this sort of data.

 

[ell]

Seems a bit daft you can basically choose how much quarantine you do. Someone at work tested positive yesterday but has decided to tell track and trace symptoms started on Sunday so he gets out in time for Christmas. You'd hope his symptoms didn't start on Sunday as he was in work both days...

 

[BlueAnorak]

And it will do what exactly?

Pin the blame on "Les Rosbifs"?
It's normal.

 

[BlueAnorak]

NHS on the verge of collapse due to A&E admissions (not Covid related). Every hospital under the sun is at or near 4h breach threshold.
All down to conditions not treated previously due to Covid.

 

[Gogootz]

Seems a bit daft you can basically choose how much quarantine you do. Someone at work tested positive yesterday but has decided to tell track and trace symptoms started on Sunday so he gets out in time for Christmas. You'd hope his symptoms didn't start on Sunday as he was in work both days...

Your colleague sounds like a knobhead, grass him up

 

[hilts]

I think it’s probably time to move on from WWII.

I still haven't got over the Zulus killing Michael Caine.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Seems a bit daft you can basically choose how much quarantine you do. Someone at work tested positive yesterday but has decided to tell track and trace symptoms started on Sunday so he gets out in time for Christmas. You'd hope his symptoms didn't start on Sunday as he was in work both days...

The police aren't going to enforce it. You could tell the truth and still have Christmas, you're just potentially harming your friends and family (and anyone else you come into contact with). Stupid and selfish but not a lot anyone can do about it.