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COVID-19 — Coronavirus
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gordondaviesmoustache
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I’m not female, and you’re well aware of that.But I am pissed up and sat on my own in my flat. That only leads to me sending pictures of my penis to disinterested females!
SWPISHOME
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Its normally, Eh 'Your taxi is outside love'...:)“Noooo, of course I’ll speak to you over the weekend after you leave!...”
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A letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, quarantined in 1920 in the Cote d’Azur during the Spanish flu pandemic:
Dearest Rosemary,
It was a limpid dreary day, hung as in a basket from a single dull star. I thank you for your letter. Outside, I perceive what may be a collection of fallen leaves tussling against a trash can. It rings like jazz to my ears. The streets are that empty. It seems as though the bulk of the city has retreated to their quarters, rightfully so. At this time, it seems very poignant to avoid all public spaces. Even the bars, as I told Hemingway, but to that he punched me in the stomach, to which I asked if he had washed his hands. He hadn’t. He is much the denier, that one. Why, he considers the virus to be just influenza. I’m curious of his sources.
The officials have alerted us to ensure we have a month’s worth of necessities. Zelda and I have stocked up on red wine, whiskey, rum, vermouth, absinthe, white wine, sherry, gin, and lord, if we need it, brandy. Please pray for us.
You should see the square, oh, it is terrible. I weep for the damned eventualities this future brings. The long afternoons rolling forward slowly on the ever-slick bottomless highball. Z. says it’s no excuse to drink, but I just can’t seem to steady my hand. In the distance, from my brooding perch, the shoreline is cloaked in a dull haze where I can discern an unremitting penance that has been heading this way for a long, long while. And yet, amongst the cracked cloudline of an evening’s cast, I focus on a single strain of light, calling me forth to believe in a better morrow.
Faithfully yours,
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Dearest Rosemary,
It was a limpid dreary day, hung as in a basket from a single dull star. I thank you for your letter. Outside, I perceive what may be a collection of fallen leaves tussling against a trash can. It rings like jazz to my ears. The streets are that empty. It seems as though the bulk of the city has retreated to their quarters, rightfully so. At this time, it seems very poignant to avoid all public spaces. Even the bars, as I told Hemingway, but to that he punched me in the stomach, to which I asked if he had washed his hands. He hadn’t. He is much the denier, that one. Why, he considers the virus to be just influenza. I’m curious of his sources.
The officials have alerted us to ensure we have a month’s worth of necessities. Zelda and I have stocked up on red wine, whiskey, rum, vermouth, absinthe, white wine, sherry, gin, and lord, if we need it, brandy. Please pray for us.
You should see the square, oh, it is terrible. I weep for the damned eventualities this future brings. The long afternoons rolling forward slowly on the ever-slick bottomless highball. Z. says it’s no excuse to drink, but I just can’t seem to steady my hand. In the distance, from my brooding perch, the shoreline is cloaked in a dull haze where I can discern an unremitting penance that has been heading this way for a long, long while. And yet, amongst the cracked cloudline of an evening’s cast, I focus on a single strain of light, calling me forth to believe in a better morrow.
Faithfully yours,
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Shit, that was meant to go to Gordon from the flat downstairs!I’m not female, and you’re well aware of that.
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My favourite thing from today was Boris’ impression of Micky Flanagan!
Good night all, stay well
Good night all, stay well
Anyone know if China has taken any measures to prevent something like this again, ie: banning those animal markets ?
They did last time and then reverted to type.
deano ou812
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Could be worse could be sending them to interested blokes ;-)But I am pissed up and sat on my own in my flat. That only leads to me sending pictures of my penis to disinterested females!
cityontheup
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He’s doing both..hedging his betsCould be worse could be sending them to interested blokes ;-)
gordondaviesmoustache
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Say ‘hi’ to Gordon from me!Shit, that was meant to go to Gordon from the flat downstairs!
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