COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Claytop]

The 115 deaths today in the UK is only for 3/4 of the day due to the change in process where each hospital has a running total of confirmed death statistics that they can't fuck up like they did yesterday (with double counting and no counting).
It should have been around 180/190 if done as previously.

How you coming to that?

The DOE tweets clearly state the latest figures come from 5pm 24th March till 5pm 25th March.

I mean it doesn’t all make sense to me as they seem to contradict themselves but I don’t think the 3/4 of a day is true.

 

[Ban-jani]

Germany increases testing to 500,000 a week - they just seem to always get it right don’t they logistics, science, logistics

https://www.thelocal.de/20200326/germany-ramps-up-coronavirus-tests-to-500000-a-week

I have absolutely no idea how they do it.

 

[inchy14]

He’s bang on the money. I hate litter droppers as much as he does.

It looks a dump most weekends, full of Chavez nobs.... could and should be pristine all the time.

 

[sir baconface]

People who under-declare income or pay themselves in dividends have been thrown under the fcukin bus. There are tens of thousands, if not millions of them. I thought we were all in this together?

 

[i8rags]

Little cunts out in groups rampaging around on scooters on Tesco car park. Two of them on one scooter for some reason chose to pull up alongside me and stare at me, then raced off, only to repeat the process. The second time I changed direction and walked immediately toward them.

I shouted "fuck off home you fucking scroates" as I carried on walking, they mumbled some shit under their helmets and slowly went somewhere else. Most likely to be a nuisance elsewhere.

Scrawny fucking mutants need a slap, but I thought better than to get further involved in a Tesco car park, and surrounded by CCTV.

Their parent(s) must be delighted with them.

They were my kids and told me some weirdo had said this, I’ll see u when the season starts again and sort this out, chill out it’s only the fucking flu

 

[beast]

The problem is their parents probably don't give a flying fuck and are just as feral as their dickish offspring

for me it speaks volumes about the mentality of the individual or individuals.

All cut from the same cloth I'd imagine.

 

[lancs blue]

How you coming to that?

The DOE tweets clearly state the latest figures come from 5pm 24th March till 5pm 25th March.

I mean it doesn’t all make sense to me as they seem to contradict themselves but I don’t think the 3/4 of a day is true.

I read it as 156 deaths in the period 9am 24/03 to 5pm 25/03, a 32-hour period, averaging at 117 per 24-hour period.

 

[inchy14]

Except in his description of Heaton Park being in Prestwich in Salford? I believe it comes under Bury these days - as a Middletonian I always felt it was part ours being just over the border past the 3 Arrows but its never been in Salford surely? Rag spreading.

I’d have thought it came under more than one area, big fucking park. Salford, Prestwich and maybe even Blackley at the golf course end.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I have absolutely no idea how they do it.

Organisation and money - things we won't throw at something that even threatens mass deaths !

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

How could you tell they were Scroates, mate? We're they in national costume ?

Some form of black hoodie, they completed the look with some form of wank, cheap looking shell-suit bottoms that were also black :)

Scroates was probably being too nice about them.