COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[mscenterh750]

Am I hearing right, that certain category of prisoners are to be released, due to the risk of contracting the virus.

 

[kaz7]

I think they will be more upset to hear you have a pair of bollocks than 2 blokes in your cellar

Read this in a deep voice

My name is dave,a twenty stone lorry driver

 

[andyhinch]

I think they will be more upset to hear you have a pair of bollocks than 2 blokes in your cellar

It’s come as a shock ????

 

[Nellies left peg]

Read this in a deep voice

My name is dave,a twenty stone lorry driver

Do you do bog roll deliveries?

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

What about capitalisation of acronyms?

SIC

 

[Nightmare Walking]

You just know I am going to go straight on my arse when I give them a go.

 

[oakiecokie]

I have a sort of one,more of a big crawl space under two rooms,it is a pain as it traps cold air in winter and freezes my bolocks off then hot air in the summer which sweats them off
There is no room for my body as i still have the two lads that came a rewired my house years ago down there,sorry to disappoint half of bm !

Are you related to that Austrian guy Fritzel who kept his daughters locked up 15 years ?

 

[BlueAnorak]

For what it's worth here is the orgasmagram of PHE
https://assets.publishing.service.g...ata/file/827548/PHE_Leadership_organogram.pdf
Not particularly well laid out for fighting a war is it?
The committee is king by the looks of things.

 

[kaz7]

Do you do bog roll deliveries?

New or used sir?

 

[kaz7]

Even the queen has to do social distancing

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavi...-this-generation-is-as-strong-as-any-11968683