COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Blue Maverick]

the next wave will be this year lovely,once lockdown is loosened people will go mad,mass gatherings and travel will resume

Mass gatherings such as football and concerts won’t be allowed, people out in the open maybe but not 10s of thousands in a crammed space.

 

[marco]

Ha no but i got in the shit for calling in sick for work then ending up on the front page of the local paper lol

heres one for yeh- about 15 years ago worked at Royal Mail and the doc signed me off for 3 weeks so i went to Florida,,pulled in at a Gas station miles from anywhere totaly deserted exept for a car on the otherside of the pump,guess who it was,my boss who took the sicknote off me 10 days before

 

[marco]

Mass gatherings such as football and concerts won’t be allowed, people out in the open maybe but not 10s of thousands in a crammed space.

thats not happening till 21 earlyest

 

[kaz7]

Mass gatherings such as football and concerts won’t be allowed, people out in the open maybe but not 10s of thousands in a crammed space.

We will have to wait for the exit plan and see,mr whitty was of the opinion at the start masss gatherings was completely fine,lets see he feels the same now

 

[kaz7]

heres one for yeh- about 15 years ago worked at Royal Mail and the doc signed me off for 3 weeks so i went to Florida,,pulled in at a Gas station miles from anywhere totaly deserted exept for a car on the otherside of the pump,guess who it was,my boss who took the sicknote off me 10 days before

Ha you always get found out

 

[i8rags]

No doubt the assistant manager at Hercules Wine Warehouse has a hotline to Downing Street.

Seen him again tonight walking his dog, he’s absolutely adamant, ordering for may but no date, reckons he’s definitely opening a few days a week in may

 

[Nellies left peg]

Just been out for the 8 o clock clapathon and only the feral family on the whole cul de sac were a no show, probably on his way to Cornwall

 

[i8rags]

I think our refuse collectors deserve their money, they’ve been here every week and on time, not missed any of the four bins since it began.

Mine haven’t took any bin other than black, which you can put food waste in.

 

[SWP's back]

heres one for yeh- about 15 years ago worked at Royal Mail and the doc signed me off for 3 weeks so i went to Florida,,pulled in at a Gas station miles from anywhere totaly deserted exept for a car on the otherside of the pump,guess who it was,my boss who took the sicknote off me 10 days before

You can’t leave the story there...

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

You underestimate human nature

...and Neck Beards, at your peril.