COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Rammy Blue]

Their daily figures are a constant mystery, regularly they just do not work out mathematically.

Yesterdays deaths were reported as 269 and the previous days total was 31,587.

So you would think that today's total would be 31,856 - but no they show it as 31,855?

This has been a regular occurrence since they commenced their Data Dashboard.

Difficult to believe anything they tell you if they can not do simple maths.

I heard 1 person they thought was dead was actually still alive.

 

[Phil1]

I heard 1 person they thought was dead was actually still alive.

Phil Collins?

 

[BlueAnorak]

I will wait until the official guidance at 2pm before making a final decision.

On what? Going out once or twice a day with or without a blanket?

 

[Tim of the Oak]

I see the Government’s 5 levels of Covid 19 alert is based on a fake mathematical formula!

 

[dickie davies]

I cant add anything to this thread as I haven't got a scooby but I do love the fact that you were banned from a thread and so started your own.

We should rename him banned tosspot 2.0

 

[BlueAnorak]

Just turned on GMB by mistake I think piers Morgan’s head is going to explode.

I think he may be mental.

He was an arsehole but since the start of March he's developed a complete cock and balls in the middle of his forehead to go with it
Yes he is mentally ill.
Someone should ask him if he can smell strawberries all the time. (A classic symptom of mental illness apparantly - though not if you're eating strawberries or standing in the middle of a strawberry field.)

 

[Gray]

I heard 1 person they thought was dead was actually still alive.

Phil Collins?

God help us!

 

[ayrshire_blue]

I'll post this in the good news thread too, but I feel its relevant here as it paints a massive picture for the rest of us.

Obviously in Germany there have been well documented concerns regarding their R number rising to 1.1 in recent days.

Their numbers this morning are a bit more positive. 555 new infections in 24 hours, their lowest number for 6 days. Hopefully that pattern continues and the number continues to drop.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Surprisingly taking three attempts to get O-Level Maths - eventually a Grade 6 with Honours - the one thing that has stuck with me all these decades is 'r'. The radius of a circle. A(the area of Boris's arse) = pi x arse x quared!

 

[Rammy Blue]

I'll post this in the good news thread too, but I feel its relevant here as it paints a massive picture for the rest of us.

Obviously there have been well documented concerns regarding their R number rising to 1.1 in recent days.

Their numbers this morning are a bit more positive. 555 new infections in 24 hours, their lowest number for 6 days. Hopefully that pattern continues and the number continues to drop.

Germany?