COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[SebastianBlue]

Might go and buy a leg of bellota to add to my survival essentials, along with a basil plant and some steradent.

I know you said you would do a liver-revitalisation March, but I would get some low ABV beer, mate, as it will keep much longer than water in the event of a public utilities disruption.

Oh, and don’t forget a means of boiling/sanitising water. ;-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

Wash your ****ing hands, you animals! ;-)

 

[urban genie]

Where are you getting that many confirmed cases in Japan?

Was off sime countries centre for diseases website, abother one said 5 deaths in japan.

You can use this too if acurare though I don't know

https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/685d0ace521648f8a5beeeee1b9125cd

 

[ninjamonkey]

I’m surprised North Korea haven’t announced they’ve developed a cure, immunised all their citizens and declared the virus eradicated yet

 

[George Hannah]

Might go and buy a leg of bellota to add to my survival essentials, along with a basil plant and some steradent.

biltong is also a useful and tasty standby

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

biltong is also a useful and tasty standby

I'd rather eat Fray Bentos.

 

[George Hannah]

I'd rather eat Fray Bentos.

but you can't resole your shoes with corned beef

 

[SebastianBlue]

I’m surprised North Korea haven’t announced they’ve developed a cure, immunised all their citizens and declared the virus eradicated yet

Instead, Kim has said there will be “serious consequences” if coronavirus takes hold in North Korea.

Now, aside from the obvious jokes there, it actually is a bit of a nightmare scenario.

Deranged dictator, potential nuclear arsenal, already deprived populace, incredibly underdeveloped healthcare system, large standing army, and a need to be seen as being strong to the world, even when the instigating situation makes no sense in the context of the threat.

But enough about the US, I think we should also be worried about NK.

 

[blueun]

No way will you keep 50k rabid shellsuits away from the ground. The idea is to stop mass gatherings in or out of the ground. Have no fear behind closed doors is a no goer. Epl will not reach 38 games and cl wont pass the last 8. No ŕelegation no title no records and city get reinstated. The froth and spittle will be a sight for sore eyes. We will feed on this for 50 years

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Instead, Kim has said there will be “serious consequences” if coronavirus takes hold in North Korea.

Now, aside from the obvious jokes there, it actually is a bit of a nightmare scenario.

Deranged dictator, potential nuclear arsenal, already deprived populace, incredibly underdeveloped healthcare system, large standing army, and a need to be seen as being strong to the world, even when the instigating situation makes no sense in the context of the threat.

But enough about the US, I think we should also be worried about NK.

it’s already been reported that a Coronavirus patient has been shot in North Korea - you’d laugh normally but then again I wouldn’t put it past them.

https://monitoring.bbc.co.uk/product/c201hte3

Watch Cummings nick the idea for the next cobra meeting on monday

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

but you can't resole your shoes with corned beef

I'd rather eat my shoes than biltong.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

it’s already been reported that a Coronavirus patient has been shot in North Korea - you’d laugh normally but then again I wouldn’t put it past them.

https://monitoring.bbc.co.uk/product/c201hte3

Watch Cummings nick the idea for the next cobra meeting on monday

By a sniper from a long distance, presumably.

 

[SebastianBlue]

it’s already been reported that a Coronavirus patient has been shot in North Korea - you’d laugh normally but then again I wouldn’t put it past them.

https://monitoring.bbc.co.uk/product/c201hte3

Watch Cummings nick the idea for the next cobra meeting on monday

Nick the idea? Where do you think Kim got it?

 

[George Hannah]

I'd rather eat my shoes than biltong.

you need to get over your Cape Town phobia

 

[SebastianBlue]

you need to get over your Cape Town phobia

That actually looks a bit like one of the generic electron microscope virus shots the media are using as studio background when reporting on COVID-19.

Would love for a bored graphics man to sneak this in for BBC’s coverage.

 

[bluemoon32]

The powers that be would give Liverpool a 20 point head start next season if cancelled this season.

 

[SWP's back]

I'd rather eat Fray Bentos.

Heathen.

 

[George Hannah]

That actually looks a bit like one of the generic electron microscope virus shots the media are using as studio background when reporting on COVID-19.

Would love for a bored graphics man to sneak this in for BBC’s coverage.

We need some endorsement from the chefs on here to defend this nutritious delicacy- where's @urban genie?

 

[SWP's back]

Biltong, especially “chillie wet” is both tasty and very good for you.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Biltong, especially “chillie wet” is both tasty and very good for you.

You’re lucky this post is in Off Topic, otherwise it would have to be removed for lewdness.