COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

Number of UK cases now up to 23. This is all going marvellously well.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Listen to yourselves

 

[Barcon]

Is pink eye a symptom?

Asking for a friend.

Sockeye is a salmon, if that helps.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I think you'll find we're all well prepared. Americans are already boycotting Corona's.

Reports here are that the only way to cure coronavirus is to contract lyme disease.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Just for the uninitiated like myself, what's a black swan event?

Natalie Portman gets moody and starts ballet dancing aggressively.

 

[Blue Maverick]

France prohibiting more than 5000 in gatherings thats football fucked then, please God do it before they win the league

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[SidJames]

Might not be popular.

But i think all crowd events should be cancelled ASAP.

This disease has a long incubation period.

You could catch it walking around London tomorrow ,and show no symptoms for a few weeks.

Hence why people are buying Chest Freezers and stocking up on frozen food.

We are at the beginning of a major pandemic.

 

[Odd socks]

France banning gathering of more than 5,000 so I guess their league will give us an indication of where this is going

 

[Hoghead]

This is updated live on the status worldwide and by each country
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Blackley’s not changed a bit since I was last there.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Blackley’s not changed a bit since I was last there.

Alkrington Woods

 

[SebastianBlue]

Blackley’s not changed a bit since I was last there.

It’s not changed since the Black Death was last there.

 

[mancityvstoke]

It’s not changed since the Black Death was last there.

Oh I dunno....we have a Tescos now

 

[blueun]

Its over in 10 days for dippers. Fook Im wetting my pants. Never been this excited since Sherbet Dips

 

[SebastianBlue]

Oh I dunno....we have a Tescos now

Has to be the new tourism campaign.

“Blackley — Oh, I don’t know... we have a Tescos now?”

 

[mancityvstoke]

Has to be the new tourism campaign.

“Blackley — Oh, I don’t know... we have a Tescos now?”

Works for me........Its a Trump and Boris campaign....full of shit

 

[SidJames]

France banning gathering of more than 5,000 so I guess their league will give us an indication of where this is going

I dont think some people realize just how serious this thing is.

With a "it wont happen to me mentality"

For starters the Chinese have been lying about the extent of the damage caused.

Thousands have died.

Many suspect there have been mass cremations of the dead in China.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sulfur-coronavirus-cremations/

Top Doctors say a worse case scenario could see 1 in 10 of the global population die from this disease.

UK Government has made plans for mass Graves.

Not scaremongering just stating how serious this is.

 

[Nelly's Left Foot]

Might not be popular.

But i think all crowd events should be cancelled ASAP.

This disease has a long incubation period.

You could catch it walking around London tomorrow ,and show no symptoms for a few weeks.

Hence why people are buying Chest Freezers and stocking up on frozen food.

We are at the beginning of a major pandemic.

Don't panic Captain Mannering don't panic!!!!


Reallllllllly!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Oldest end of population wiped out
Aging population solved
Younger generations inherit property easing housing crisis
No elderly care crisis anymore
NHS burden reduced
More room, resources and infrastructure for immigrants, so far right loses support
Smaller global population reduces carbon footprint and strain on world eco systems
Global warming kept in check
Greta Thunberg can fuck off back to school
Liverpool might not get awarded the title

Bring on the pandemic