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[SebastianBlue]

The Manchester City dominance threatens Britains future prosperity.....here's why!

Government Finds Most Negative Impacts of Brexit Due to Manchester City’s Dominance Over Premier League

 

[Jamshopbridge]

Treble Without A Cause

If it happens I can see the spiteful bastards at the guardian using this one....wankers

 

[Haaland94]

The cunts will probably say how we are basically guilty, try and ruin it for us somehow and distract people from this MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENT with some made up bs.

 

[slick]

Three times Mucky

 

[DelToro]

Owen Jones explains why Man City’s dominance is bad for transexual, non binary, gender fluid Liverpool fans.

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

"Early leavers miss Man City title win AGAIN"
Oh sorry wrong thread...

 

[whipper]

Miguel chokes on cock

Dog?

 

[DelToro]

Jonathan Wilson: Why Man Utd’s dominance in the 90s was good but City’s dominance in the 2020’s is bad.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Manchester City champions again, but still have to answer to 115 ffp charges, cue picture of Pep with head in hands

 

[Aba452]

Migeul disappears to his bedroom to masterbate furiously

****'s gonna need a new wand and a lot of fanny wipes......