******Cricket Thread******

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Fuck the Aussies, in fact. Just fuck em.

 

[razman]

Such piss poor batting
Roy and Bairstow shouldn't be close to the team

 

[Bill the Blue]

Ball tracker till its dark

How long was that decision.. Took "em ages to divert the line past the stumps haha..

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Haha. Leach is hogging the strike.

 

[bluemoon32]

We've got the Aussies rattled

 

[SWP's back]

Why’s it not dark yet?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

We need a streaker.

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

Overton and Leach will see it out. The comebacks on.

 

[MCFC1993]

Streaker, Neymar-esq reacting to being hit with the ball etc...

Anything to pass the time...

 

[waspish]

If we had a good captain we wouldn't be losing the ashes.

Think back to us having these Aussies 122 for Fcuking EIGHT AND FCUKED IT UP!!

 

[waspish]

Fcuking manchester where is the rain when you want it.

 

[moon]

We need a streaker.

With the Benny Hill music as they chase round the pitch till bad light stops play

 

[M18CTID]

Vaguely recall some proper time-wasting tactics from the Windies players back around 1990 when we were on the verge of winning a match and a series over there and in the end it paid off for them as the light faded enough on the final day. Can’t see the same happening here.

Edit - An England win would’ve drawn the series. Brian Lara speaks about it here:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....ngland-1990-embarrassing-says-brian-lara/amp/

 

[waspish]

Vaguely recall some proper time-wasting tactics from the Windies players back around 1990 when we were on the verge of winning a match and a series over there and in the end it paid off for them as the light faded enough on the final day. Can’t see the same happening here.

Yep we have lights now so that keeps us out there longer.

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

This crowd is shite. Crisp packets should be flying across the square.

 

[MCFC1993]

Jack Leach showing a big set of bollocks.

 

[jimharri]

Jack Leach showing a big set of bollocks.

He needs to get that hanky he uses for his glasses, and start giving his nads a regular clean. That should waste some more time.

 

[jimharri]

Jack Leach showing a big set of bollocks.

 

[moon]

Jack Leach showing a big set of bollocks.

Shame others haven't

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Shame others haven't

Root, 1 ball. Even if he faced 25 for no runs, we’d have a much better chance.