Cricket Thread

[Wretched Vengeance]

Things can change very quickly in test cricket, but England just look hopelessly out of their depth here.

 

[blue moony]

Absolute 0 bollox

Team full of arrogant piss takers tbh.....

cant see us gettimg 250

 

[Shirley]

They need to use VAR…

 

[waspish]

Ah well.. as expected we have 2 good bowlers and 1 top batsman a couple of good ones as well! 5-0

 

[Kush45]

Whole trip has been treated like a jolly boys outing. Serious questions need to be asked around preparation and ability to actually provide a proper fight.

Certainly feel for the lads and lassies that have made the trip over to suffer what's looking very much like another 5 nil drubbing.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Carse is absolutely fucking hopeless in all respects. What on earth do the selectors see in him?

 

[chris63]

Someone tell Carse he can move his feet.

 

[waspish]

Watched carse in England he was tripe what England see in him I don’t know! Aussies just far superior than us! Loose batters loose bowlers happy clappers! Why can Aussie bowlers bowl 5/6 balls in the same places every session and we lucky to get 3 balls in the same place!

 

[waspish]

Maybe those 3 years planning was a waste off fucking time!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Someone tell Carse he can move his feet.

Better still, someone tell him to go back to South Africa.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Telly on. Belly laugh at the embarrassment. Telly off

 

[waspish]

This test match is how we usually bat in Australia scratch around get out I feel this wicket was one to play attacking! But still probably wouldn’t work because Aussies strategy is put everyone on the boundaries stop the four balls and for catching the big hits! Plus the grounds a a lot bigger than England!

 

[dadnlad]

At least they'll get Christmas off

what time is tee time

 

[red 2 hats]

Load of shite England, 3 years of over preparation ( joking ) down the shitter, arrogance personified.

 

[dadnlad]

flat as pancake and no demonds when went to bed that cloud cover must of moved in and lights made difference but suns out as i get up archer should play 3

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Daughter has just flown to Melbourne, with her boyfriend and his family!
They were hoping it would be close and the last 2 tests would mean something.

This has been a a monumental f*** up from the moment they picked the squad.

Picking injured bowlers, taking a squad that means there are no players under pressure to perform etc...

A hit and giggles warm up game against England A, where Stokes took 6 with long hops!

Anyone heard from Rob Key, or is he playing golf????

 

[dadnlad]

Load of shite England, 3 years of over preparation ( joking ) down the shitter, arrogance personified.

theres always next one

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Load of shite England, 3 years of over preparation ( joking ) down the shitter, arrogance personified.

Our footballers get slammed for their arrogance, but, seriously, they are so down to earth in comparison!

 

[willipp]

Listening to Trescothic and no fucking wonder we have a weak mentality. ‘We weren’t quite at our best’. No shit Sherlock, grow some bollocks and tell it as it is.

 

[waspish]

Aussies have four of those Bowlers in the top 10 apparently maybe they are just two good! We had our chance in Perth