Cricket Thread

[jimharri]

Bloody hell the keepers a big lad!!!

Not much good at wicket keeping, going on tonight's inept performance. Two simple catches dropped.




And he's finally actually caught one!

 

[Iamthemusicman]

Not much good at wicket keeping, going on tonight's inept performance. Two simple catches dropped.




And he's finally actually caught one!

No idea why Rizwan isn't keeping? He's brilliant.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Back in the day an awful lot of cricketers were rather rotund

Trying to remember who it was who said that they made their one day (40 or 50 over) debut for Lancs and Jack Simmons, who later became chairman of Lancs, at the break was doing the rounds in the changing room with a pad and pencil
Simmons was a portly fellow and as he approached the young lad, he was thinking "fuck, they're all having a bet on the outcome of the match"
Simmons then reached him and said "right, what do you want from the chippy?"

The Jach Simmons special was Pudding, Chips, Peas and Gravy, with a Fish on top.

 

[ray21]

BBC can’t help it can they, one of the Pakistan players stopped the ball touching the boundary with some nifty footwork the commentator said he’s showing skills of Garnacho.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Not much good at wicket keeping, going on tonight's inept performance. Two simple catches dropped.

The worst keeper since Josef Fritzel

 

[lefty goldblatt]

BBC can’t help it can they, one of the Pakistan players stopped the ball touching the boundary with some nifty footwork the commentator said he’s showing skills of Garnacho.

On Sky it was "Giggseh"

 

[jimharri]

Impressive win for England, albeit against a very mediocre Pakistan team.

 

[TShed]

BBC can’t help it can they, one of the Pakistan players stopped the ball touching the boundary with some nifty footwork the commentator said he’s showing skills of Garnacho.

Smarmy twat Vaughan claims he’s a Wednesday fan bollocks born in Eccles and a big mate of Neville

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

On Sky it was "Giggseh"

Eoin Morgan wasn’t it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Lancs 0/2 from 1 over.

Normal service has resumed!