Cricket Thread

[Winchester]

Ffs Crawley!!!

 

[BringBackSwales]

What a catch but piss fucking poor from Crawley

 

[chris63]

What a catch. Here we go again

 

[super_city_si]

lol. Great start for crawley again. Useless twat.

 

[super_city_si]

Thats a fucking awful shot from crawley.

 

[Monkfish]

Woeful player and woeful he keeps getting selected

 

[super_city_si]

Less than convincing batting here. Ah thats a shot from duckett.
Christ almighty. These guys have no idea where the ball is.

 

[chris63]

No confidence in Duckett what so ever.
Don't think he's a top batsman.
Hope he gets a a ton. :)

 

[super_city_si]

Theyve intended about 3 shots in 17 balls. Been lucky not hit it on to their own stumps at least 3 times. Hairy start.

 

[super_city_si]

Seem to have the measure of Boland. Just need to survive Starc. Bedding in a little now.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Crawley last 12 test innings away from home:-
0
0
21
5
17
8
0
1
29
2
27
3

That’s 113 in 12 innings, an average of fucking NINE! Hell of a way to get a ton, a good player might do that an an innings or two. At what stage does someone else get a chance?

 

[super_city_si]

Those Australia shirts are awful. Look like the shittest polyester

 

[antspider]

Might as well have opened with Bashir, at least we'd have shoehorned a spinner in ;)

 

[BringBackSwales]

Might as well have opened with Bashir, at least we'd have shoehorned a spinner in ;)

I’d be tempted to move Pope up to opener and get another batter in, maybe Bethell. Pope is effectively playing as an opener he gets in that early.

One other point - how is Boland off the field with his feet up and then allowed to bowl as soon as he comes back on?

 

[chris63]

If these 2 can stay in till lunch.........

 

[BringBackSwales]

If these 2 can stay in till lunch.........

Fucks sake Chris that’s a dangerous thing to say!

 

[Monkfish]

One other point - how is Boland off the field with his feet up and then allowed to bowl as soon as he comes back on?

Cheating Aussies is the obvious answer, but he wasn’t off the field long enough (15 minutes allowed) before the law kicks in

 

[SWP's back]

To win this test we need to beat all 11 Aussies and both umpires. Pitched outside and missing off meanwhile we had to review for a middle stump plumb LBW. Fucking wankers.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Given Crawley out first over, the amount of swing and the number of play and misses that’s a great morning. Well done Duckett and Pope

 

[BringBackSwales]

Steve Finn - if we win the Test nobody will care if Crawley made a pair - fuck me is he one of the selectors? I fucking care Steve you thick twat, a batsman averaging 9 in his last 12 test innings overseas is a hell if a fucking sorry in a 5 Test series