Cricket Thread

[Gabriel]

Bit of everything! we can’t bat we can’t bowl we can’t field we can’t catch!

Neither in daylight nor under the lights, so at the very least they’re consistent…

 

[willipp]

Bit of everything! we can’t bat we can’t bowl we can’t field we can’t catch!

Yes, but other than that?

 

[Craig]

Yeah this is over, asking Stokes to produce pissing miracles again.

Some of the batting order need to take a look at themselves, getting out-batted by Mitchell Starc ffs.

A half decent score would be a bonus from Stokes these days

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Embarrassing reviews too.

 

[dadnlad]

quick blame it on playing under lights

can you imagine sat at home watching this knowing booked last two test matches holiday

 

[dickie davies]

Real quality bowling from the Australians and some shit show batting from England

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

might be booking lunch

Breakfast.

 

[johnny crossan]

rain tomorrow and the rest of the test?

 

[stan bowles]

The only thing defensive about this England team is in their post match (defeat) interviews in response to criticisms as to why they are so shit.

 

[doffer]

This lot are taking ineptitude to a whole different level.

How is it that Starc can do with the bat what our so-called specialists are incapable of?

 

[jaiguruKun]

I think the next Ashes series in Australia should be 2-3 tests as this is just a waste of everyone's time.

 

[M18CTID]

rain tomorrow and the rest of the test?

Thunderstorms forecast but not until late in the day tomorrow. Will be a miracle if the game is still going on by then!

 

[dadnlad]

Breakfast.

brunch on that decission

 

[waspish]

There are players who never played in Australia or a day night game they’ve just realised how hard it is and how the media over there will go after everyone one of them!

Smith is my main worry his head seems to have gone more than the rest! Maybe play pope as the wicket keeper stick him down the at 6/7 and play an extra bowler we need it!

The first test of a few of them actually realised that they might of won that test!

5-0 incoming

 

[M18CTID]

Breakfast.

Funnily enough, just had breakfast in Coffee Fellows at Hamburg station. The pastrami bagel was lovely, only spoilt by following Cricinfo and seeing all those wickets tumble!

 

[Corky]

Unusual there is a score over 500 and no one is near a ton, just the majority batting above their average means you don't lose.

 

[waspish]

We know what they’ll say we have to get a big first innings runs! We knew to the pink bowl a load of excuses!

Rather just say we are wank

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Funnily enough, just had breakfast in Coffee Fellows at Hamburg station. The pastrami bagel was lovely, only spoilt by following Cricinfo and seeing all those wickets tumble!

Sounds lovely. Infinitely better than seeing us try to defend against line and length bowling.

 

[stan bowles]

Do Australia go all out for 5-0 or try to blood some new talent towards the end of the series, knowing their 3rd XI is infinitely superior to this shambles of an England team ?

 

[M18CTID]

Yeah - off to Hannover shortly for 3 nights so going to get wankered on the Xmas markets later and try and forget about the cricket! Then back to Hamburg for 3 nights