Crimes Committed in Chippies

[Wheelsy]

fuckers that put lettuce and tomatoes and such on bacon and cheese burgers. If i wanted a salad I would have ordered a salad.

mmmm bacon and cheese burger

What's your opinion on beetroot and pineapple on burgers?

sorry wheelsy, never heard of em? what animal do they come from

See if you were having fair dinkum Aussie take-away, your burger would consist of:

Meat (well done so far)
Cheese
Bacon
Grilled onion
Lettuce
Tomato
Beetroot
Pineapple (optional)
Barbecue Sauce

Bloody beauty mate!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I have no quibble with fish, chips peas & gravy either - got to have the peas though :)

Fook me, I havent had a chippy since 2004....[/quote]

Then you have no right to comment on this thread.

Gravy is a meat accompaniment, FFS. Would you have prawns on your roast lamb dinner?

I hereby find you Guilty of first degree fish abuse.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Not cheese and onion pies. i have those every now and again as the healthy option. I've heard the onions count towards your five-a-day.

ever eat a raw onion.. my mate does like they were apples.. tried it one day.. i'd rather lick C_T_I_D's gooch than eat another one

Raw onion in vinegar - yummm!

honestly that must taste like armpit! yeeuch

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Where do you stand on garden peas DD? Surely has to be mushy only.

 

[johnmc]

I don't trust "chippies" that do everything - kebabs, pizzas, burgers, chicken, chinese curry, english curry, chilli and everything else. Pick summat your good at and stick to it

 

[Blue4ever85]

Fish in curry sauce................unbelieveable!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Where do you stand on garden peas DD? Surely has to be mushy only.

I like garden peas, pb, but not in a chippy.

I don't like mushy peas but I respect any man (or woman) who has them.

 

[masterwig]

I agree with the not trusting chippies that do everything.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

fuckers that put lettuce and tomatoes and such on bacon and cheese burgers. If i wanted a salad I would have ordered a salad.


See if you were having fair dinkum Aussie take-away, your burger would consist of:

Meat (well done so far)
Cheese
Bacon
Grilled onion
Lettuce
Tomato
Beetroot
Pineapple (optional)
Barbecue Sauce

Bloody beauty mate!

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my perfect burger consists of two quarter pounders.. 4 toasted buns. Melted Cheese. 4 slices of irish rasher and optional mayonnaise!

AKA Cholestorol Burger

 

[masterwig]

When you see some fancy chef putting mint in their mushy peas it must become your mission in life to slaughter said chef.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Heathens.

Hollands cheese and onion pies are the food of the gods. Best served with a massive portion of very heavily salted and vinegared chips, gravy , and a BUTTERED barm

edit: ps and a can of coca cola

Cheese and onion pie and gravy?

Just unbelievable.

Would you have melted cheddar on your roast beef?

Guilty of two crimes against chippies. Life sentances to run concurrently.

 

[TFC]

I have no quibble with fish, chips peas & gravy either - got to have the peas though :)

Fook me, I havent had a chippy since 2004....[/quote]

Then you have no right to comment on this thread.

Gravy is a meat accompaniment, FFS. Would you have prawns on your roast lamb dinner?

I hereby find you Guilty of first degree fish abuse.

LMAO, good points, but I do love a nice surf & turf :)

 

[johnmc]

Dave, I believe in Didsbury they used the papers of the day and not yesterday. Is said true?

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I totally agree about food which is "non-chippy". It's covered under rule 3 about ethnic foods.

The same works in reverse. Any Indian takeaway which serves pizzas should be shut down.

As for the people who order chicken and chips in an Indian...words fail me...

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Dave, I believe in Didsbury they used the papers of the day and not yesterday. Is said true?

Only the Guardian or Times Literary supplement in Didsbury.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Dave, I believe in Didsbury they used the papers of the day and not yesterday. Is said true?

they only use broadsheets, john.

which brings me neatly to a crime I totally missed.

Any chippy which serves their dinners in polystyrene and not paper.

Hand your head in shame Mr Fryer. I am coming for you too

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Heathens.

Hollands cheese and onion pies are the food of the gods. Best served with a massive portion of very heavily salted and vinegared chips, gravy , and a BUTTERED barm

edit: ps and a can of coca cola

Cheese and onion pie and gravy?

Just unbelievable.

Would you have melted cheddar on your roast beef?

Guilty of two crimes against chippies. Life sentances to run concurrently.

I refer you to the first line of my O.P AND I intend to appeal against the sentence. The chips are great sogged up with gravy and C+O pies are TDB

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Your articulate appeal is upheld but only on one condition.

you eat the pie and the chips/gravy as totally seperate entities.

If the gravy touches the pie then I am afraid the sentances stand.

 

[AyrshireBlue]

fritters. who the fuck fries a mars bar or a fucking banana

WTF is wrong with a deep fried Mars Bar, you dont know what your missing.

Haggis or Black Pudding suppers (deep fried in batter) absoulte tops.

 

[Alanm1980]

Salad on a chip barm, whats that all about? Think its a Warrington thing as I used to work in Risley and all the Chippy's did Chip Barm & Salad.