Cristiano Ronaldo

[FrancoisToure]

itk name?

Eastlandsblue.

That guy has a twitter account just to promote the name Eastlands instead of Etihad. Sounds like a legit source...

How do you know they are the same person?

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

The star and the express opt out of the PCC which basically means unless the club sue for printing bollocks then they can face no sanctions from the comittee.

So anything from the Star or Express is 99.99% of the time complete sensationalist bullshit.

 

[br62]

Will somebody please close this ridiculous and embarrassing thread.

 

[Bill]

The story is made up for the sole reason so they can then print " ronaldo snubs city to sign for the champions " .
" only club for me" bollocks.

Don't need him, we have Sinclair :)

 

[bumbleblue]

Fuckin nooooo (it's not I wouldn't take him in a heartbeat. ..its the press and all their shenanigans...).ooh I feel a good old fashioned flappathon in the air...well for me at least.

 

[BellLeeSumm]

So all this article is saying is that if Ronaldo becomes available
City will be interested in buying him. Well yeah, I would've expected
nothing less tbqh. But seeing as it looks highly unlikely he will be
leaving, it's another totally pointless story. Been far too many
shit articles written this summer by our lazy media.

 

[dtc78]

More chance of finding a fart in a jacuzzi.

 

[samharris]

More chance of finding a fart in a jacuzzi.

the big bubble is a giveaway ;)

 

[kippax neil]

More chance of finding a fart in a jacuzzi.

the big bubble is a giveaway ;)

I would think the follow through is as well.

 

[Daz_Blue]

More chance of finding a fart in a jacuzzi.

the big bubble is a giveaway ;)

I would think the follow through is as well.

Jimmy Anderson ?

 

[onceabluealways]

I'd rather us go all out for bale - let him make his superstart status at our club - two thirds of the wages

 

[stonie]

Will somebody please close this ridiculous and embarrassing thread.

Too right. Finding the whole ronaldo story a joke and anyone taking it serious is a dillusional fukkwit

 

[tristram83]

are there seriously people on here who wouldn't want Tranny at our club?

he is one of the top two best players currently in the world, scores shed loads of goals every single year and further more united want him more than anything

so if we got him (I very much doubt we will) I for one would be over the moon

 

[Mike D]

I'd have him in a heartbeat and if we signed him this would blow the transfer market apart.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Oh my giddy aunt. Please let this be true

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Oh my giddy aunt. Please let this be true

Don't worry mate - it isn't!

 

[HamannCheese]

Oh my giddy aunt. Please let this be true

Don't worry mate - it isn't!

And do you know this for certain?

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Oh my giddy aunt. Please let this be true

Don't worry mate - it isn't!

And do you know this for certain?

Hahahaha!

No - I don't know it for certain - but I'd be quite happy to state right here and now that he will never, ever play for City - ever. And if I'm proven wrong, then I will quite happily buy you a pint/whatever your poison is and apologise to you in person. Wearing a City shirt with Giggs 11 on the back. Which I've paid for myself.

Its not going to happen, and I don't even know why I'm posting on this thread, as its helping give this absolute load of fantastical nonsense a credence it certainly doesn't deserve. In my defence, I'm on Gardening Leave from my job at the moment, so have a bit more time on my hands than would otherwise be the case - that can be the only good reason I can think of as to why on earth I'm wasting valuable minutes of my life which I will never be able to get back on a b*stard 'Ronaldo to City' thread, of all things! Still - its (marginally) better than watching This Morning/Jeremy Kyle, I suppose.

Right - I'm going to exit this thread without any further delay, before it rots my brain any more than it has already - but please don't hesitate to come back to me to claim your free drink, and watch me make a complete c*nt of myself, should I be wrong on this one.

Cheers!

 

[welsh_andy]

and i thought april 1st had gone, and to be honest i wouldnt believe the date in the the star

 

[Vincents Tackle]

Don't worry mate - it isn't!

And do you know this for certain?

Hahahaha!

No - I don't know it for certain - but I'd be quite happy to state right here and now that he will never, ever play for City - ever. And if I'm proven wrong, then I will quite happily buy you a pint/whatever your poison is and apologise to you in person. Wearing a City shirt with Giggs 11 on the back. Which I've paid for myself.

Its not going to happen, and I don't even know why I'm posting on this thread, as its helping give this absolute load of fantastical nonsense a credence it certainly doesn't deserve. In my defence, I'm on Gardening Leave from my job at the moment, so have a bit more time on my hands than would otherwise be the case - that can be the only good reason I can think of as to why on earth I'm wasting valuable minutes of my life which I will never be able to get back on a b*stard 'Ronaldo to City' thread, of all things! Still - its (marginally) better than watching This Morning/Jeremy Kyle, I suppose.

Right - I'm going to exit this thread without any further delay, before it rots my brain any more than it has already - but please don't hesitate to come back to me to claim your free drink, and watch me make a complete c*nt of myself, should I be wrong on this one.

Cheers!

Can I get in on this offer of a free drink and the chance to watch you looking like a c*nt?