Cristiano Ronaldo

[samharris]

City are just not good enough for Ronaldo to come here..




























I shall now sling my hook... ;)

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

And do you know this for certain?

Hahahaha!

No - I don't know it for certain - but I'd be quite happy to state right here and now that he will never, ever play for City - ever. And if I'm proven wrong, then I will quite happily buy you a pint/whatever your poison is and apologise to you in person. Wearing a City shirt with Giggs 11 on the back. Which I've paid for myself.

Its not going to happen, and I don't even know why I'm posting on this thread, as its helping give this absolute load of fantastical nonsense a credence it certainly doesn't deserve. In my defence, I'm on Gardening Leave from my job at the moment, so have a bit more time on my hands than would otherwise be the case - that can be the only good reason I can think of as to why on earth I'm wasting valuable minutes of my life which I will never be able to get back on a b*stard 'Ronaldo to City' thread, of all things! Still - its (marginally) better than watching This Morning/Jeremy Kyle, I suppose.

Right - I'm going to exit this thread without any further delay, before it rots my brain any more than it has already - but please don't hesitate to come back to me to claim your free drink, and watch me make a complete c*nt of myself, should I be wrong on this one.

Cheers!

Can I get in on this offer of a free drink and the chance to watch you looking like a c*nt?

Hahahaha - whatever floats your boat mate!

Although most of my mates would probably tell you they get to see that on a standard Friday night round here, so its nothing out of the ordinary

 

[johnmc]

Don't worry mate - it isn't!

And do you know this for certain?

Hahahaha!

No - I don't know it for certain - but I'd be quite happy to state right here and now that he will never, ever play for City - ever. And if I'm proven wrong, then I will quite happily buy you a pint/whatever your poison is and apologise to you in person. Wearing a City shirt with Giggs 11 on the back. Which I've paid for myself.

Its not going to happen, and I don't even know why I'm posting on this thread, as its helping give this absolute load of fantastical nonsense a credence it certainly doesn't deserve. In my defence, I'm on Gardening Leave from my job at the moment, so have a bit more time on my hands than would otherwise be the case - that can be the only good reason I can think of as to why on earth I'm wasting valuable minutes of my life which I will never be able to get back on a b*stard 'Ronaldo to City' thread, of all things! Still - its (marginally) better than watching This Morning/Jeremy Kyle, I suppose.

Right - I'm going to exit this thread without any further delay, before it rots my brain any more than it has already - but please don't hesitate to come back to me to claim your free drink, and watch me make a complete c*nt of myself, should I be wrong on this one.

Cheers!

So about 50/50 you reckon?

 

[Daz_Blue]

City are just not good enough for Ronaldo to come here..




























I shall now sling my hook... ;)

RAG

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

And do you know this for certain?

Hahahaha!

No - I don't know it for certain - but I'd be quite happy to state right here and now that he will never, ever play for City - ever. And if I'm proven wrong, then I will quite happily buy you a pint/whatever your poison is and apologise to you in person. Wearing a City shirt with Giggs 11 on the back. Which I've paid for myself.

Its not going to happen, and I don't even know why I'm posting on this thread, as its helping give this absolute load of fantastical nonsense a credence it certainly doesn't deserve. In my defence, I'm on Gardening Leave from my job at the moment, so have a bit more time on my hands than would otherwise be the case - that can be the only good reason I can think of as to why on earth I'm wasting valuable minutes of my life which I will never be able to get back on a b*stard 'Ronaldo to City' thread, of all things! Still - its (marginally) better than watching This Morning/Jeremy Kyle, I suppose.

Right - I'm going to exit this thread without any further delay, before it rots my brain any more than it has already - but please don't hesitate to come back to me to claim your free drink, and watch me make a complete c*nt of myself, should I be wrong on this one.

Cheers!

So about 50/50 you reckon?

Yeah - I'd say that summarises my point of view on this one quite neatly

 

[Malty]

https://twitter.com/City_Watch/status/355060661484654592/photo/1



the star again

Yes please!

 

[bugsyblue]

Don't know if its been mentioned but Spanish press have picked up the Ronaldo to city story and are running it. Probably just wanting to sell papers like the English gutter press but thought it was worth a mention

 

[Super David Silva 21]

Ronaldo and Rooney in.

 

[adrianr]

Ronaldo and Rooney in.

I would love to take a sneak peak into the parallel universe in which that happens, just to see the sort of fall out that would create.

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Ronaldo and Rooney in.

What is this alternate Universe that I've somehow stumbled into? A Flashback to Rag Cafe in 2003/2004?

When are we going to get started with the Eric Djemba Djemba, Kleberson and Dong Fangzou chat?

Soon?

 

[Super David Silva 21]

Ronaldo and Rooney in.

What is this that I've somehow stumbled into? A Flashback to Rag Cafe in 2003/2004?

Are you gonna start with the Eric Djemba Djemba, Kleberson and Dong Fangzou chat in a minute?

Juan Sebastian Veron behind Forlan and Louis Saha

 

[Daz_Blue]

LMAO .....look at this one....

FootballTransferNews ‏@FTransferNews 5m
Rumor Ronaldo to United can be completed as soon as tomorrow #ManUtd

 

[SJC]

I'd rather us go all out for bale - let him make his superstart status at our club - two thirds of the wages

With out doubt , this. ........

 

[Malty]

Sky news suggesting he will sign back for the RAGs and that's why Edward Woodward left Australia

 

[sam-caddick]

Sky news suggesting he will sign back for the RAGs and that's why Edward Woodward left Australia

I refuse to believe United will pay the fee and wages required to get Ronaldo, but you never know....

They will win the league they get him.

 

[Cityisland]

Sky news suggesting he will sign back for the RAGs and that's why Edward Woodward left Australia

I refuse to believe United will pay the fee and wages required to get Ronaldo, but you never know....

They will win the league they get him.

Nah. Not enough for me. Especially if rooney goes.

 

[SWP's back]

Sky news suggesting he will sign back for the RAGs and that's why Edward Woodward left Australia

I refuse to believe United will pay the fee and wages required to get Ronaldo, but you never know....

They will win the league they get him.

Nah they wouldn't. They still need new CB and CM.

but I would prefer it if he didn't go to them.

 

[sam-caddick]

Sky news suggesting he will sign back for the RAGs and that's why Edward Woodward left Australia

I refuse to believe United will pay the fee and wages required to get Ronaldo, but you never know....

They will win the league they get him.

Nah they wouldn't. They still need new CB and CM.

but I would prefer it if he didn't go to them.

If they get him I think they will play Kagawa behind RVP.

-------------RVP------------
Ronaldo--Kagawa--Valencia/Zaha

Hopefully the Ronaldo stuff is rubbish.

 

[Smithy34]

not to arsed even if they did get him.....one player does not hide other gaps in the squad

 

[johnmc]

If they get him I think they will play Kagawa behind RVP.

-------------RVP------------
Ronaldo--Kagawa--Valencia/Zaha

Hopefully the Ronaldo stuff is rubbish.

Ronaldo plays up top really nopw doesnt he. Him and RVP will get in each others way. Thats my theory and I, sticking to it.

Although we will never see Ronaldo in a rag shirt again so all a bit pointless