Cristiano Ronaldo

[Aphex]

He needs no motivation.

He'll score.

His work rate is decent.

He's a machine, still.

I'll wash my mouth out.

 

[jfg16]

F*ck Ronaldo.

 

[bobmcfc]

I'm already laughing thinking about his face if the news comes through while he's on Sky sports news. He has one of those faces.

Yeah, oh course he doesn't want it to happen. Absolutely shitting themselves at the prospect.

You know you should do something when these guys don't want you to

 

[Dirty Harry]

Have two teams from the same city won the CL?

Chelsea and the rags.

 

[christened at st marks]

Because we all feel the same way you do, right?

Boiling United's piss is EXACTLY the type of thing most on here use to suggest Garry Cook was in touch with the fans.

How would KUN: feel

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Heard anything?

Nope. But there's no current downside to being linked with other players.

Mendes really is in a class of his own.

 

[chaddblue]

I always got the feeling Ronaldo's love of the Scum had more to do with his father-like relationship with the Fergie than it had to do with United itself. Doubt he'd be too excited to end his career with the current manager.

Doubt he know who he is

 

[Cobwebcat]

I want Kane, but can see the Ronaldo proposal catching the eye of Abu Dhabi.

I want Kane too and if we get him watch all the Ronaldo fans on here change their minds back to loathing him.

 

[M147WN]

but guys number 7 is taken Ronaldo must be raaaaging about it!!

Raz will get the 7 & 1/2 shirt

 

[bellsouth]

Surely he’s just a stalking horse?