Cristiano Ronaldo

[Jesus H Gabz]

Stop flapping people! It will either happen or not, next we’ll be suspecting the whole summer has been one big conspiracy by leading clubs in England & Europe to tie us in nots and prevent us from signing a striker

 

[mat]

What will you call him?

Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo
The Real Ronaldo
CR7
Ronnie

Michael Balls foot rest.

 

[Summerbuzz]

So to summarise, in the last hour we've had Camel Gob post a cryptic tweet hinting at the Rags hijacking the deal, and two members on here claiming to have ITK info from their Rag mates that Ronaldo to the Swamp is a done deal. Am I up to speed?

And one journo said Utd made a bid last night. That's about it.

 

[discopop]

Security

Fucking hell is he gonna get hijacked mid air by Somalian pirates? He’s a fucking vain ****, but if he signs he’s our vain ****

 

[skillman]

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Even done a detour to chuck a bucket of shit over Messi’s house. Top shithousery.

 

[Akai]

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Aw bless. 77 posts in 10 years.
You must be really shy.

He was biding his time it for this perfect moment - all for CR77

 

[metalblue]

If United re-sign Ronaldo, just to stop City getting him, then that is just ridiculous. We don't need another striker and this takes the place of an excellent academy player like Greenwood.

We shouldn't be changing our plans or team structure just for bragging rights. It is just silly and petulant.

I'm sure someone will say "millions in shirt sales" but who really cares about that?

Your forum is that way <<<<<>

 

[chris8910]

think this forum is in danger of imploding when there isn't any obvious need for it to, then it will be wild hysteria again lol

Tell me about it... it's giving me palpitations reading this thread lol

 

[razman]

And one journo said Utd made a bid last night. That's about it.

That journo said, that the bid was rejected by Ronaldo and mendez

 

[leo_city]

Unit** willing to pay 30m euros for Ronaldo and match wage offers of City, Unit** were not thought to be in the running, but he will now join them "within hours" so i'm told. I am most certainly not an ITK, been a member of the forum for 14 years or so, never one to post such things. My sister is contracted at Unit** at the moment as an accountant or whatever it is she does, and apparently it's the rumour going around there. Could be BS of course, and I thought long and hard before posting this as I know how snowflake some people are on here - so don't shoot the messenger, just passing on genuine information that could or could not be right :-)

Cheers mate

 

[Blu1]

Fook me sky rolling out Steve Bruce now! Lol

the rags are dreading him joining us

 

[ninjamonkey]

From a laughing at rags point of view I didn't think this could get any better. But having united try and hijack it, see united fans do a U-turn, get giddy only to have Ronaldo reject them and come here instead is the fairytale cherry on top we didn't know was possible. This is perfect.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Regardless of what happens this thread has been excellent - massively better than the kane thread

 

[Summerbuzz]

Unit** willing to pay 30m euros for Ronaldo and match wage offers of City, Unit** were not thought to be in the running, but he will now join them "within hours" so i'm told. I am most certainly not an ITK, been a member of the forum for 14 years or so, never one to post such things. My sister is contracted at Unit** at the moment as an accountant or whatever it is she does, and apparently it's the rumour going around there. Could be BS of course, and I thought long and hard before posting this as I know how snowflake some people are on here - so don't shoot the messenger, just passing on genuine information that could or could not be right :-)

Good job Tiny. Rumours are just rumours, but I'd rather hear them in full than not.

 

[Vester]

Ferdinand would be pissing himself he could see the impact his tweet has had on some City fans on here.

Whats funny is how his tweet have made thousands of United fans bet their hard earn money on Ronaldo joining the rags (which have caused the huge swing in todays odds), seems like Ronaldo is not the only United legend f*cking with their fanbase today, hilarious if you ask me!

 

[better dead than red]

G-day as they say in Italy.

I thought they said that in Australia. Italy would be Gooda daya.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Looks like an elbow to me. ;-)