Cristiano Ronaldo

[Petetheblu]

He'll sign for a tub of Brylcreem!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Done fuck all for the whole week

Hi Boris

 

[Damocles]

 

[MarsLlama]

He won't be here either

Of course he will. Our top scorer last season was Ilkay Gundogan.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Clever ploy from Mendes. Fuck it I’ll take a flight from Milan to Paris, it’ll make all the daft cunts think I am off to meet PSG, should force City’s hand a bit.

Another thought - are we potentially signing 3 players cos according to the manchester united express signing Ronaldo is going to be bad news for all 3 of Jesus, Torres and Bernardo

 

[p.taker]

Do any of you cunts work?

My employer is paying me to browse Bluemoon and they don't even know it!

 

[Blueknows]

It would be nice to have someone like him who isn't afraid of a punt from outside the box every once in a while. I know mahrez and De Bruyne like a good shot from range but Ronaldo would definitely hit it every so often instead of walking it in.

He'd boil an unmeasurable amount of piss also

 

[I'm Blue]

If Juventus want a fee we should pay the exact amount we got from the Sancho commission to the penny.

 

[Bluemanc100]

This is done. Way too much smoke

Why is Mendes at PSG then?

 

[Cityinmud]