Cristiano Ronaldo

[applecentral]

If we sign Ronaldo, I am banging some random chick tonight!

Ask Kaz!

 

[Indaparkside]

Wum

Not me pal watch

 

[I'm Blue]

Forest fan under a false name

You can tell that from his faux outrage.
Fair play to him cos he’s earning off the scum fans just like the Glazers.
Still a fucking shit **** though.

 

[better dead than red]

He’s in Paris, not PSG. It’s a 90 min flight from Milan, could be a good ruse to make people think he’s going to PSG, while he goes to a nice restaurant for snail on toast

Can't blame him. There are only two restaurants in Manchester.

 

[Blue Smarties]

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No chance. We'll hammer the cunts for six.

 

[Hoghead]

Crikey, this thread has motored on, page 666!

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

Hes here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Jorge Mendes.

 

[blue&whitepauly]

Messi and Ronaldo at the same club. Such humble guys. What could possibly go wrong?

yeah you kinda think that if there was even a remote chance of Ronaldo going to PSG it would have already happened by now, they don't seem like a club that fart about if they want someone

 

[roy.or.r]

Ask Kaz!

She is not random though. I love her!!!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Ask worsely to get in touch with one of his tenants

Ffs I was literally about to write this same thing. Beat me to it.