Cristiano Ronaldo

[bobmcfc]

fucking hell, been working all day, got home did all the usual stuff ,had a quick look at the mendy stuff, just decided to look at the transfer stuff and im on page 332, just noticed theres 700 odd pages since last night, fucking hell ill be ages, see you in a bit

It's a fucking page turner, a rollercoaster of emotion. You'll return a different man

 

[madloaf]

Just had the image of Ronaldo scoring in the derby in sky-blue.

I could have been thinking of Kate Upton shimmying on Lucy Pinder, that image would still have reigned supreme.

Just think of their fucking faces, man.

Is shimmying a sexy thing. I'm going on urban dictionary right now to find out!

 

[samuelyeboah]

We need to sign him,!! Great workrate, can play in a variety of positions, sign him up!!

even has the same name as that portuguese left back!

 

[roy.or.r]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

Mendes can divide by zero.

 

[Rammy Blue]

We are the richest club in the world and even our chairman said in the summer that we will get what’s needed to replace kun but here we are last few days of the window haggling over £25 million when Ronaldo will make us millions globally it just amazes me. Hats off to PSG they don’t fuck around they just go in and get the deals. Done .

Exactly. Which is why in this instance I just reckon it’s in the bag. We were prepared to shell out a small fortune for Messi so why wouldn’t we close this deal rapid style when it’s for comparative peanuts.

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

eVery Italian news source Mendes is in Paris and will return to Turin to present city's offer.

Skysports Mendes is in Turin and will leave now to Manchester to convince city..

Clusterfuck

Omni shambles

 

[Dobsy]

Rooney's quotes lol. "He won't move for financial reasons". Stuck in the past, just in denial that the last 10 years happened.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Wants the air miles innit.

Probably went stir crazy during Covid and getting about as much as possible before the next lockdown.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

more air miles than Dr Who

 

[Chi-town blues]

We need to sign him,!! Great workrate, can play in a variety of positions, sign him up!!

He can fly from paris to italy and back to manchester in a blink of an eye . He is a miracle .
160m should do it