Cristiano Ronaldo

[Akira]

Holy shiiiiiit

 

[Jamiblue]

!!!!

 

[yarny101]

What time is he due in Failsworth?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Madeira?
I'm sure that island rings a bell...
Don't tell me.

Does a famous footballer hail from there?

Only when Portugal get beat

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

omfg

Oh fuck.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I've ben trying all day to imagine him playing up front while we are defending and I just cannot see it. Even if Pep is able to change his mindset, who is going to roll back his years?

He’s a good defender from the front.

His physical fitness is that of a players ten years his junior.

He’s missed just 60 games through injury or illness since 2009. To put that into perspective, Agüero has missed 78 games in the last four years; Kane has missed 56 games in the last four years.

 

[better dead than red]

Picking up a couple casks of wine, no doubt.

 

[p.taker]

Report back with your findings!!

As soon as he's off to City, he can piss off for himself and I hope he gets dog abuse at Old Trafford and ends up crying

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Torres, simple

Who do you drop for Ronaldo?

 

[Blu3m00n91]

omfg

hahaha how the fuck can I sleep tonight