Cristiano Ronaldo

[Grealish’s Shinpads]

Ragcafe would go into meltdown

 

[Phil1]

Ragcafe would go into meltdown

So would Bluemoon.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Can somebody not throw in the vid of the heroic ball boy throwing the ball in his face to get things back on track

 

[Calv_from_the_frog]

Your friends dad is a she?

No, my friend is a she.

 

[abu13]

Lol 37 in Feb absolutely no chance although tbf he's still got it.

Really, I didn't realise he was that old.

It makes me feel like the doddering old cnut that I am.

 

[Calv_from_the_frog]

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I'm black.

I won't hear a word said about those lovely 5 legged, cycloptic fried chickens.

 

[Calv_from_the_frog]

Again, in what respect has he been better than Messi?
Because he's played in different leagues? He's quite rightly held in the very highest regard but he couldn't dream of doing half the stuff with a football that Messi does.
I suppose if you prefer power and pace over sheer genius then I'd see why you preferred him over Messi but it certainly doesn't make him better.

You are that geordie nutcase who co-commentates on La Liga and I claim my 5 quid.

I'll go through the stats another time, but the fact that he's performed in the Portuguese, English, Spanish AND Italian leagues whilst maintaining a profile close to Messi (who has never had to adapt) already speaks volumes for me.

 

[AliAdel]

Would take him in a heartbeat. Would instantly be our best finisher, and KDB would beat Henry's record with ease with him in the team. (headers and whatnot)

 

[Phil1]

You are that geordie nutcase who co-commentates on La Liga and I claim my 5 quid.

I'll go through the stats another time, but the fact that he's performed in the Portuguese, English, Spanish AND Italian leagues whilst maintaining a profile close to Messi (who has never had to adapt) already speaks volumes for me.

I'll make it 10 quid if you promise not to bother.

 

[samuelyeboah]

no

 

[mccity]

Close this thread. Shit source, we need to banning posting of some of these sources as well.

Why's that?

 

[yankblue]

He's no Danny Ings

 

[Calv_from_the_frog]

I'll make it 10 quid if you promise not to bother.

Deal, I wasnt going to anyway. Honest.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

If this fucker signs then social distancing in the stadium will continue until the last drip of his greasy fucking hair has evaporated

 

[bballchinaski]

yeah, no chance, not with guardiola and the ex barça backroom staff

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I just think it would be hilarious if he scored his 3rd in the 7-0 drubbing of Trafford in Trafford and he does that jump in the air, twist and land all limbs stretched celebration, right in front of the Stratford End.

 

[rickmcfc]

Absolutely Fantastic player and IMO better than Messi over the last 5 years. He’s a proven winner on across Europe, and has never failed. Sign him up

 

[Bluesince88]

Absolutely Fantastic player and IMO better than Messi over the last 5 years. He’s a proven winner on across Europe, and has never failed. Sign him up

Messi has never failed, has also consistently made a mockery of all the top teams in Europe.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Messi has never failed, has also consistently made a mockery of all the top teams in Europe.

But only in one league. There is no comparison.

 

[herrock]

Can't see it, but it would be hilarious!