Cristiano Ronaldo

[kupest]

interesting that the jet Mendes was flying on today had been in MCR a week ago. might not have been him, as anyone can rent a jet, but... do we even have any players who are his clients?

All 4 of our Portuguese players.

 

[p.taker]

Okay, I'm off to Rag Cafe for a bit.

 

[TueartsOHK]

Has no one thought about that toss celebration he does where he runs to the corner flag and jumps and spins and all the Juve/Portugal fans shout ‘boom’ or whatever on his landing.

I very much doubt we will join in with this audience participation he enjoys.

He can do what the fuck he likes if he’s scored for us :-)

I hope if he does come that he doesn’t expect some sort of media presentation ceremony like Messi got at PSG

 

[Stoned Rose]

Why not? He’s got three Portugal teammates here, three other Portuguese speaking players, three Spanish players, Kevin de Bruyne once said the player he’d like to play with the most is CRonaldo, and I reckon players like Grealish and Foden would love it.

Grealish must be walking around with a permanent hard on at the moment.

Going from Dean Smith and Matty Cash to Pep and Ronaldo.

That's the greatest upgrade available to man.

 

[jrb]

This has to be part of the thread.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

He's really really hurting

Fuck off you fucking ugly fake rag ****, everyone knows you support forest, you fraud, with the personality of an 80 year olds bowel movements.Twat.

 

[citymacc]

He's really really hurting

I hope we sign him just to make this arse go into meltdown!

 

[Citizen Green]

Fucking clown.

He talks so much shit it’s unreal, as do most of them.

When you actually look at it logically, even if this was true, how on earth would he have access to that information? This story has literally developed over 24 hours yet we are expected to believe these fools have the up to date on the button information re our business.

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

Don't believe City will let this fall through over 20m I think we'll buy him for 15.

Don't hold your breath

 

[nmc]

“Evil” though.

Anyone checked on Rio? He will be beside himself…. I hope.

 

[sky tot]

Be interesting to see the back pages later.

It will be all about Mendy

 

[SamBlue]

Again Sterling brought into the bargain, pheeew!!!!!!!!

 

[Username Required]

Okay, I'm off to Rag Cafe for a bit.

enjoy!!!

 

[Blue Budgie]

When he signs for the red cunts across the road on deadline day I'll sleep soundly knowing I never wanted him anywhere near our club.
City winning at any cost has never been a thing for me and never will.
Not arsed about how good he is/was, not arsed about getting one over utd fans, not arsed about how he's kept himself in great condition.
I'd rather shit in both hands and sing a rousing rendition of "if you're happy and you know it"...

 

[City14]

i don't know if sterling "could leave", but I do know that nobody is paying us 90m for him so that's a completely pointless conversation

100% agree never happening.

 

[Fordyboy46]

This has to be part of the thread.

I hate that div

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Anyone checked on Rio? He will be beside himself…. I hope.

He’s about 4 grams deep, punching the wall.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We don’t need any outgoings now, seeing as though the 22nd space has vacated itself.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

His mum must be 90 based on his age. She won't want waking up at this time.

She will be fast asleep next to rooney at this time of night.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bluemoon tonight

Picadilly Gardens Spiceheads have just found fiddy p on the floor to put towards a bag.