Cristiano Ronaldo

[madloaf]

Who takes the freekicks? KDB, Mahrez, Gundogan or Ronaldo?

Not Ronaldo

 

[dobingsdobber]

It's the shoes. CR12's won't have the same lift.

We could promote one of the Under 8's team for him to stand on at corners.

 

[nmc]

He'll get his benefits stopped if the dhss see that.

DHSS - I think Priti Patel has renamed it the Gestapo.

 

[Marvin]

Do you think we will see Ronaldo on Saturday? How are we going to stay calm? What shirt will he wear.

There'll be loads of T shirts and all kinds of scarves and stuff being made tonight to be sold in manchester.

What happened to that club shop on market Street? It would have been inundated

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

He’s a good defender from the front.

His physical fitness is that of a players ten years his junior.

He’s missed just 60 games through injury or illness since 2009. To put that into perspective, Agüero has missed 78 games in the last four years; Kane has missed 56 games in the last four years.

Who’s this Kane dude you mention?

 

[dukyblue]

The guy is a phenomenal athlete. He still competes like he is 26 rather than 36. His record wherever he has been has been unbelievable.

However, the thought of him turning up in blue actually makes my skin crawl.

I'm still convinced he is using us to smoke the rags out and he will end up back there.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

What are the chances of this going tits up and him actually trolling us and moving back to the rags?

Zero.

Jorge Mendes is a serious professional with a number of clients at City and a good relationship with the club. It’s not in his interests to fuck us about.

If it were someone like Riola, I’d be worried, but not Mendes.

 

[Zenmanc]

Who takes the freekicks? KDB, Mahrez, Gundogan or Ronaldo?

FFS far right, KDB right, Ronny pretty much anything left of center, Gundo might be SOL.

 

[bigdavecox90]

If this happens, I can’t wait to see all of the United shirts strapped to gates at Old Trafford - set on fire. Pure piss boiling.

 

[Clevers]

PACKED HIS BAGS AAAAAAAND EMPTIED HIS LOCKER? wow!

I can't believe he doesn't pay someone to do that.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

This is 'istory!

Right here! Right now! This is history!

(If it goes through).

 

[The perfect fumble]

Reckon he'll be fit for Wycombe.

 

[mccity]

Super agent Jorge Mendes!

 

[Shads]

Landing on Hough End tomorrow for a good look at a proper football pitch.

That won’t work. Too much wind shear even on the calmest day…

 

[Benarbia’s Backheel]

can’t wait til he signs and I can finally buy my City shirt with ‘Foden’ on the back

 

[TINY]

Not Ronaldo

He’ll take every single one. Because he’s a ****.

 

[marco]

What are the chances of this going tits up and him actually trolling us and moving back to the rags?

jeeze you must have read my mind,i was having flash thoughts him getting picked up and taken to the swamp making us look like a bunch of dicks

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

Super agent Jorge Mendes!

Your commitment to this has been nothing short of stellar, sir

 

[Blueknows]

I know Kane is absolutely devastated right now

Maybe not devastated now but when he looks back on his career without a trophy and what might have been he maybe

 

[Cityinmud]

Who would have thought. I am more happy and excited because he is coming here to win more . he is hungry for goals and trophies