Cristiano Ronaldo

[Mancity0303]

i completely forgot that our left back was arrested for allegations of rape today. what an absolutely bonkers 24 hours

Crazy, crazy 24 hours.

 

[Don Karleone]

No it will just be really, really weird and his time at United remembered differently. He’s 36 and not what he was. Harry Kane would have been the scarier prospect.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Ok none of this Siuuuu, CR7, razzle dazzle malarkey he’s used to.

We should just call him Chris Ronald (good old Northern nickname) and when he scores big goals we’ll throw MUFFINS on to the pitch as a term of endearment.

Perhaps a faggot or two?

 

[Jamiblue]

“Tevez didn’t understand the tribalism.”

The guy literally held up a tombstone with Fergie written on it. On a trophy parade, wearing his City kit.

Argentinian, Former Boca Juniors player Tevez doesn’t understand Tribalism…
LMAO

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

"I started to say 'Si', which is like 'yes' when I was at Real Madrid. When we win, everyone says 'SIUUU' and I started to say it, I don't know why. It was natural," said Ronaldo to DAZN Italia.

"I scored a goal and I did that [the celebration]. People asked me why did I do it and I don't know why. It was natural! Because I always say, the best things come in a natural way," added the Portuguese.

 

[Sam1980]

I think this video may help: . It is that noise when he does the goal celebration.

Cheers

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

With respect, that’s absolute bollocks.

You heard owt on this deal bossman?

 

[HamannCheese]

Do you reckon when Ron blows his load he screams out SIIUUUU!!??

 

[Gogootz]

This made me laugh out loud.

This is amazing

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

Will we pay the 25mill?

 

[Sergio<3]

Serious question, can players swap numbers during the season? Sterling has started the season with 7

 

[Sibierskii]

Runnin down the wing, hear the city sing...

 

[manimanc]

No it will just be really, really weird and his time at United remembered differently. He’s 36 and not what he was. Harry Kane would have been the scarier prospect.

Denial is the first phase of grief.

 

[Marvin]

We have completely ruined Man Utd fans lives.

All they had were the memories and the DVDs now they can't even watch those as half featured Ronaldo.

 

[bondsman]

My older brother is a United fan (and other than a pretty level-headed bloke), he's crushed at the prospect of Ronaldo coming here.

This is like my Christmas.

I he signs I’m putting my tree up

 

[The perfect fumble]

The caf is in mourning....

 

[kippaxwarrior]

You’re well behind the scene. I’m in a 4 man tent with the missus and kids. She’s got the camping stove on to make a brew and I’m contemplating ordering a lamb rogan josh with keema naan.

If you need food the McDonald's in the Asda opposite the Trafford centre is open 24 hours [emoji106]

 

[decmancity]

We are going to have a generation of kids potentially see Ronaldo go out at the top in a city shirt.

Kids in the park with city tops on and Ronaldo on the back, sprinting away to do the celebration as they put one past their mate.

This is going to be MASSIVE for the club. We chased Messi for years to get it as we always thought Ronaldo was never an option, now we have picked probably the only man in world football who stands shoulder to shoulder with him!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Mendes cutting round Europe by private jet like the Kersal Massive heading to town with a new Daysaver

This post makes me feel older than I would like. :-(

 

[jrb]

Hide the axe.