Cristiano Ronaldo

[Marvin]

No it will just be really, really weird and his time at United remembered differently. He’s 36 and not what he was. Harry Kane would have been the scarier prospect.

That is probably true to be fair but £130m for 2 seasons would have been hard to take. It just wasn't worth it. This means we can compete this season and maybe retain our title and then we can buy long term or see Delap into the side. And it's going to be such a buzz seeing a truly great player, probably the greatest ever in our shirt. I know he's not so good as he was but he's still good enough to win trophies.

Don't be hating on him. If you wanted him, you should have bid for him.

 

[jamielowndes]

“Tevez didn’t understand the tribalism.”

The guy literally held up a tombstone with Fergie written on it. On a trophy parade, wearing his City kit.

Wow. Tevez played in the Boca/River derby where fans have literally pepper sprayed opposition players before. Im pretty sure he knew what was up in the Manchester derby. Theyre absolutely melting atm and its compelling to watch.

 

[BringBackSwales]

What the?....




Posted in sad cafe.

But but but I thought only liverpool mattered to those cunts

 

[DMA's]

How the fuck will I sleep tonight

 

[Golden Balls]

Sterling would happily give up the #7. He will be feeding passes into CRISTIANO RONALDO...

 

[SWPISHOME]

Rag twat. Weren’t you the dick that posted once a red always a red, or as I prefer once a twat always a twat

Yep that's the twat who comes on posting shit. Funny he calls himself "Falcao" a fella who was shit with them and got over £300k a week...Then again, That's basically every player since 2013!

 

[jrb]

Ronnie grabbing a Rag by the arm, and pushing him away, before walking down Alan Turing Way to the Etihad.(stick with it at the start)

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Just thought I’d point out that first several pages of this thread — started a mere five weeks ago — are FUCKING HILARIOUS. :)

 

[northendenton]

Just slightly off topic. What does SIU mean?

Suck It United

 

[nmc]

Haha, me too...took me 6hrs but finally caught up...and now I want more!

Go and make a brew and you’ll have 15 pages to read again…

 

[Damocles]

Cook himself said that she was against the poster. On last week’s Blue Moon pod, of all things…

Cook is, was and always will be massively full of shit. I'll remind you that he got sacked for lying about a joke he sent.

Anyway, still think Ronaldo is going PSG but after seeing the United fan reactions I'm slightly less against it.

 

[CC1]

Citeh??? :-|

Yes. Love it. Anything the rags think upsets us I use all the time. It confuses them

 

[ayrshire_blue]

Wow. Tevez played in the Boca/River derby where fans have literally pepper sprayed opposition players before. Im pretty sure he knew what was up in the Manchester derby. Theyre absolutely melting atm and its compelling to watch.

Best thing is that even if this doesn't happen, for whatever reason, the damage is done. There's no going back. Their hero, their legend, their greatest of modern times - wants to play for City.

Absolutely fucking outstanding, what a night.

 

[PhdWave]

But but but I thought only liverpool mattered to those cunts

They are going to start coping with that after he starts to bang goals week in week out.

 

[manimanc]

What the?....




Posted in sad cafe.

Where's that Yorkshire twang come from?
He'll be walking whippets and rolling his cap next week.
Fuckin urgdy gurdy rag gobbo.

 

[DrBlueBob]

And divisible by 7

Or four. Incidentally when writing numbers it is tradition to spell them up to ten and numericalisate them thereafter.

Incidentally why the fuck has Bluemoon decided to red underline numericalisate?

Incidentally, why have I now used the word incidentally three times? Damn it, four times?

 

[jamielowndes]

What the?....




Posted in sad cafe.

They've all circle jerked over signing Sancho despite him being a youth player for us at best, and now this is off limits.


I try not to hate anyone in football because its just sport at the end, but fuck these guys.

 

[Lavinda Past]

You can’t change squad numbers once you’ve submitted them to the Premier League and UEFA.

I stand corrected...

 

[BringBackSwales]

I still won’t believe it till he’s sitting next to Tkiki - contract signed. I’ve been a Citeh supporter too long :)

Why would you say “Citeh”? Tends to be a spelling used by those who don’t like us?

 

[g180aj]

A good mentor for Liam Delap, everyone can say what ever they want about him 1 thing he has done is work hard every day to become the player he is and hopefully Liam will take his lead and become our Sergio replacement for the next decade.