Cristiano Ronaldo

[Tricky_Trev]

If United are signing him, they are doing a bloody good job of hiding it.

People literally went in a panic because Rio Ferdinand tweeted some dots. No other reason. Then all the best mates that work in accounts knew of a deal.

 

[york away to this!]

the 'plane has forgotten to turn in to turin...

 

[discopop]

Man, when the rags finally fuck off from the forum when he signs its gonna be like a fat fuck getting out of the bath and the water level dropping.

Eureka!

 

[Jamiblue]

Planes gone past Turin

 

[MarsLlama]

Post count and history should show I've only done this once before and the contact got it wrong.

But ... contact who works at club says he's been told Ronaldo will be unveiled Monday.

Sorry, that doesn't make sense to me. Can't see the club going tomorrow and Sunday without announcing anything now that Juve have confirmed he's leaving.

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[Keeper!]

Signing Rio next ?

That twat has to be utterly destroyed the moment Ronaldo signs

 

[blue b4 the moon]

@Ric I'm really sorry about all the reports. Usually they don't listen to me when I ask them to report stuff!

Haha, there'll be a MOD vacancy soon....

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Mendes plane is descending. Whatever it is we will know I'm few hours

Not Germanwings is it?

 

[MadchesterCity]

This would be the worst window ever if he goes to united

Surely the username alone warrants a ban!?

 

[hihosilva]

I have never seen a thread move this fast.

you missed the KDB thread

 

[kun]

If United are signing him, they are doing a bloody good job of hiding it.

It’s still alive here, Manchester United have done all they can, that Ferdinand tweet was enough to give them hope, Manchester City are still alive here… Tolmie…….. Ronaldooooooooooooooo!!!

I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again, so watch it, drink it in!

 

[jrb]

Is he related to Bob Monkhouse

No, to....

 

[Dobsy]

Sorry, that doesn't make sense to me. Can't see the club going tomorrow and Sunday without announcing anything now that Juve have confirmed he's leaving.

Yes, like I said he wasn't reliable in the past so I've never repeated anything again. FWIW he definitely works at The Etihad, and not just club shop floor.

 

[kupest]

If he does come, I actually think he could play a part for more than 2 years. He is fitter than most footballers and can easily stretch to 40.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Where have you been? It's is quite clear he isn't going to United if you read back.

I can't keep up!

 

[leo_city]

you missed the KDB thread

I use to lurk then, never signed up. Saw it all

 

[Keeper!]

That plane isn't going to Turin

Abu Dhabi, the Sheik is driving to Manchester in the Range Rover

 

[Blue Llama]

Looking like Parma or Verona

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Just been sent this by a united fan.

Fucking lol
View attachment 25140

Why not one for Rooney n’all, since he wanted to come to us in 2010?

There’s even a few pictures of Bobby Charlton in City kits: