Crowd funding for the Borussia Mönchengladbach fans

[casserole of nonsense]

She's carrying a long-term septum injury, which she just can't seem to shake off.

I hear she now has a performance-enhancing bioengineered septum, courtesy of Hello magazine reader subscription.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Theres a reality show in that, Katona, Tara Palmer no tits, Westbrook and the like all going through various tasks to see who can hoover up an 8 ball the quickest, the diary room rants would be epic, even if the various septums would be at high risk.

This is yet another reason why drugs should be legalised.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I hear she now has a performance-enhancing bioengineered septum, courtesy of Hello magazine reader subscription.

I like you.