Cutting bread: horizontal or diagonal?

[BlueBearBoots]

How can you make a chip butty with diagonally cut bread? Pfft

Use a teacake and don't cut it.

#NotBarm #NotMuffin #NotBap #NotBreadRoll #Teacake

IT'S A BARM!!


#propernamesfirbreadproducts

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

How can you make a chip butty with diagonally cut bread? Pfft

Use a teacake and don't cut it.

#NotBarm #NotMuffin #NotBap #NotBreadRoll #Teacake

IT'S A BARM!!


#propernamesfirbreadproducts

What's a firbread product?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Diagonal for parties and other special occasions.

Horizontal for everyday bread based snacks.


How boring must your parties be if the bread is cut the same way as every other day?

This is the reason why we struggled against Stoke. All the bloody sandwiches are cut the same way. We need some diagonals, some horizontal, some vertical and some rolled up!

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Use a teacake and don't cut it.

#NotBarm #NotMuffin #NotBap #NotBreadRoll #Teacake

IT'S A BARM!!


#propernamesfirbreadproducts

What's a firbread product?

It's very weird but I often type an I instead of an o


#touchscreens

 

[yerwot?]

How can you make a chip butty with diagonally cut bread? Pfft

C

Check-mate, finito, end of thread

 

[sir baconface]

IT'S A BARM!!


#propernamesfirbreadproducts

What's a firbread product?

It's very weird but I often type an I instead of an o


#touchscreens

Yiu get all sorts on Bluemiin.

 

[Skashion]

Diagonal for parties and other special occasions.

Horizontal for everyday bread based snacks.


How boring must your parties be if the bread is cut the same way as every other day?

This is the reason why we struggled against Stoke. All the bloody sandwiches are cut the same way. We need some diagonals, some horizontal, some vertical and some rolled up!

I'm normally an advocate of the long diagonal ball over the top but it didn't work against Stoke as we were facing two horizontal banks of tightly-packed defenders all game. Also, our players can be likened to Warburton's Milk Roll in that their football is delicious but their the small stature of our attacking players means we constantly lost possession in the air. I think maybe some of our small players may have suffered from a yeast deficiency during their youth.

 

[Rascal]

I prefer the maker of my sandwich to decide

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I prefer the maker of my sandwich to decide

Spoilt you are just spoilt lol

 

[Ducado]

I prefer the maker of my sandwich to decide

Spoilt you are just spoilt lol

That's Bluemoon Royalty for you ;-)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Diagonal for parties and other special occasions.

Horizontal for everyday bread based snacks.


How boring must your parties be if the bread is cut the same way as every other day?

This is the reason why we struggled against Stoke. All the bloody sandwiches are cut the same way. We need some diagonals, some horizontal, some vertical and some rolled up!

I'm normally an advocate of the long diagonal ball over the top but it didn't work against Stoke as we were facing two horizontal banks of tightly-packed defenders all game. Also, our players can be likened to Warburton's Milk Roll in that their football is delicious but their the small stature of our attacking players means we constantly lost possession in the air. I think maybe some of our small players may have suffered from a yeast deficiency during their youth.

Exactly!

 

[jimharri]

I'm one of the 16% who hate musicals and weddings (but cried at my own wedding when I realised what I was doing).

What sandwiches did have at your wedding mate?

Stale curly ones to match the bride.

Pics are rerquired.





Not of the sandwiches, mind.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Cutting bread? just stuff it in whole

Wouldn't that hurt karen?

Depends where you are stuffing it

 

[bgblue]

I prefer the maker of my sandwich to decide

Spoilt you are just spoilt lol

That's Russ's mam for you ;-)

Edited for accuracy :)

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Spoilt you are just spoilt lol

That's Russ's mam for you ;-)

Edited for accuracy :)

Lol and a lovely lady she is too :)

 

[Rascal]

Spoilt you are just spoilt lol

That's Russ's mam for you ;-)

Edited for accuracy :)

Good edit

May call for sandwich shortly :)

 

[bgblue]

That's Russ's mam for you ;-)

Edited for accuracy :)

Lol and a lovely lady she is too :)

I think her eyesight might be going... Last time I was there stood next to Russ, she called us both fat ffs :(

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Edited for accuracy :)

Lol and a lovely lady she is too :)

I think her eyesight might be going... Last time I was there stood next to Russ, she called us both fat ffs :(

Haha cuddly would be more accurate :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

4 pages in and no one cuts the crusts off. How common.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

4 pages in and no one cuts the crusts off. How common.

Lol I do sometimes for my grandson