Daft questions and your answer or what you should have said

[Blue Maverick]

Childhood me - “Mam, what’s for tea?”

Mam - “Cow’s cock and onion”

Shit with sugar on in our house

 

[Barcon]

Shit with sugar on in our house

He's posh.

 

[ballbag]

How long will tea be?
5 inches. Its a sausage.

Well funny.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

In the days of smoking in pubs....
"Have you got a match, luv"
"Not since Errol Flynn died"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[mancboy]

Shit with sugar on in our house

ifits in ours as in if its in you're getting it

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

In the days of smoking in pubs....
"Have you got a match, luv"
"Not since Errol Flynn died"

"Have you got a match?"
"Yes, my arse and your face!"

 

[55yr old teenager]

Childhood me - “Mam, what’s for tea?”

Mam - “Cow’s cock and onion”

My mum always said to me when i asked thw same question "shit with sugar on"

 

[Bill Walker]

"Excuse me how long will the next bus be ?"

About 28 foot give or take.

 

[East Level 2]

"Excuse me how long will the next bus be ?"

About 28 foot give or take.

Surely the answer should be "about 28 foot" or "28 foot give or take" as both "about" and "give or take" imply a degree of uncertainty.