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Daft things you've done to impress women
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york away to this!
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roj said:Hands like Joe Corrigan me.york away to this! said:roj said:Stopped smoking once.
Also stood on the saddle and flipped off a horse.
...that's disgusting...
...good for handling balls, I assume?
Cellarite
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Ovo said:citykev28 said:I once wanted to knobble one of the check out girls at Kwik Save in Eccles. I went in while she was working on the tills, bought a box of Roses chocolates which I'd filled in the little card on the side to read "To Whatever her name was / from Kev. Wrote my phone number underneath, paid for them and walked off without them. Classy eh?
Did she ring you?
Did she fuck.
Yep, old school, no gloves :)york away to this! said:roj said:Hands like Joe Corrigan me.york away to this! said:...that's disgusting...
...good for handling balls, I assume?
Josh Blue
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MCFC BOB said:How did you get the black eye, though?
Got punched, not hard to find trouble if you were acting like a knobhead like myself.
XxRachXx said:The Blue Knight said:On the third date with my current girlfriend we were having a few drinks on the balcony at my old place. I knew I was on for one and thought it would look tremendously romantic and impressive if I started confidently naming all the constellations and their position in the sky.
Except it was all a lie. I thought she'd be too drunk to remember my bullshittery. But No. She was actually fucking well impressed with my 'knowledge' of astronomy. Now everytime we go for a cig outside with one of her friends or relatives and it's night time, I'm forced to um and ar and stutter my way through a routine that sounds like Brian Cox after a stroke.
Luckily as she looks up at the night sky adoringly, she fails to see the 'Looks like we've got ourselves a bullshitter' facial expression on her Friend/Family Member.
As cheesy as it is thats really sweet :D
Sweet, it may well be... I don't know why but I found it hilarious.
And I'd also guess that your woman finds it sweet and hilarious too, Blue Knight.
XxRachXx
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mad4city said:XxRachXx said:The Blue Knight said:On the third date with my current girlfriend we were having a few drinks on the balcony at my old place. I knew I was on for one and thought it would look tremendously romantic and impressive if I started confidently naming all the constellations and their position in the sky.
Except it was all a lie. I thought she'd be too drunk to remember my bullshittery. But No. She was actually fucking well impressed with my 'knowledge' of astronomy. Now everytime we go for a cig outside with one of her friends or relatives and it's night time, I'm forced to um and ar and stutter my way through a routine that sounds like Brian Cox after a stroke.
Luckily as she looks up at the night sky adoringly, she fails to see the 'Looks like we've got ourselves a bullshitter' facial expression on her Friend/Family Member.
As cheesy as it is thats really sweet :D
Sweet, it may well be... I don't know why but I found it hilarious.
And I'd also guess that your woman finds it sweet and hilarious too, Blue Knight.
she will find it even more funny when you actually admit you made it up :p
gordondaviesmoustache
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I used to drive a Porsche and when I started seeing this girl who was a bit of a hippy non-materialistic type, I picked her up on our first date in my mate's white van, as I knew my penis extension would put her off.
Skashion
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You used to drive a Porsche? I fucking knew you were an utter ****. We are no longer friends by the way.gordondaviesmoustache said:I used to drive a Porsche and when I started seeing this girl who was a bit of a hippy non-materialistic type, I picked her up on our first date in my mate's white van, as I knew my penis extension would put her off.